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If you could invite anybody from history (past or present) to dinner, answer the following:

1. who would you invite?
2. what would you serve for them?
3. what questions would you ask them?

ummm yeah.......I kid u not

Dude i think i got that question i n Middle school

Wow. I did that in 7th grade.

i would invite yoda to dinner.

Kind of a fun question though .. to see what people would write .. I never got to meet either of my Grandpa's so I'd invite them to dinner

I'd pick my grandpop(my dad's dad)..He died a few months before i was born

I'd want to invite some profound thinker.

Or maybe Jesus. Find out what he was really up to.

My Grandpa's died before I was born too

I'd invite Socrates or maybe Lao Tsu if I had a translator.

jesus ......or budda

what class is that for?

holy bill and ted's excellent adventure, batman!

Yeah, I'd invite either Jesus, Buddha, Lau Tzu, Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Socrates, or any other great philosopher/thinkers that I can't think of.

^hehehe







what the...?

1. Helen of Troy.
2. Aphrodisiacs.
3. "Do you wanna, you know...ride my chariot?"


~fin

1. Nietzsche!

2. Umm... wouldn't serve good ol' Friedrich anything since he'd probably get horrendously sick and not be able to talk.

3. I'd just let him talk, he'd probably reduce me to a small puddle of mental goo, but it'd be interesting as hell.

NEW ONE!

1. Napolean
2. Well, actually, he's a zombie, so it doesn't really matter. He'll be trying to eat my brains.
3. "Would you please not eat my brains?"