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ok i went to a search engine to look for some and i actually had to type in free, only for them to sell me more shit. damn my luck.

so i turn to you...fellow CM'ers to give me a list of bitching topics, cause i know you guys can do it. just as long as it's not the war thing, cause well, it's going to be overdone in class tomorrow, i just know it.

Televangelists

Creeping surrealism. How everything is fake these days and we don't care.

yeah...i could do that, but then i would piss people off and i don't want to do that tomorrow. i'll just do it on the Bias in censorship. How music is censored all the time and books and authors are not. fucking books.

I had the exact same assignment, but that was in high school, and you're in college, you are reno, right?

I did my speech on conformity, basically saying Canadians are conformist because we are conscious of the fact that we are an inferior culture compared to the states, that's why we have commercials boasting "I AM CANADIAN". It's not a wonder that Americans apply the Canadian stereotypes of "eh" and "all Canadians love hockey", because we embrace these stereotypes. That's basically what my speech was about, some agree, but some got offended and that made my day.

Anyway, why don't you talk about small town politics, I assume you can just pick any post you made here on the "Welcome to this World" forum and just use that as your speech.

I don't know about Texas, but if I live in a more conversative state, I think I would do Christianity and Nietzsche.

I did my persuasive speech on why people shouldn't fear the rapid evolution of technology. AI and stuff.

What I fear isn't AIs taking over the world, but geeks taking over the world, and it's happening...

*shudders...*

Oh well, geeks > emo kids. imao

Geeks already rule the world. It's jocks like Bush that are keeping us back.

I did my persuasive speech on Cloning.

Bush is a jock?? He was a male cheerleader.

Axtech wrote:Geeks already rule the world. It's jocks like Bush that are keeping us back.

He was a frat boy too.

Do it on why or why not Creed should/n't give their $4,000,000 to the fans.

yeah i'm in college, and this is my final for my speech class.

I walk into class today, ready, i stayed up till 2AM central time typing this long ass ranting about how censorship is bias. that many people want to censor music but books are often overlooked and what not. i was ready, and everything, i sit down, and the teacher announces those of you here today get A's as your final grade. and that was that. all this ranting, and hard work.....for an A, that i didn't have to work for. somehow in the back of my head, i kind of saw this comming, and that's why i waited so long, but i typed it us as a precaution. oh well.......

Holy crap, did you ever score a sweet deal.

You did all that work, but an automatic A is awesome.

su7an wrote:I did my persuasive speech on why people shouldn't fear the rapid evolution of technology. AI and stuff.

i did mine on the same thing this year! lol my whole argument was based around Kurzweil's book.

but yeah it also went over the head of everyone in the class. my speech was followed by one that explained why generic shampoos are just as good for your hair as designer brands.

sandsleeper wrote:

su7an wrote:I did my persuasive speech on why people shouldn't fear the rapid evolution of technology. AI and stuff.

i did mine on the same thing this year! lol my whole argument was based around Kurzweil's book.

All of my arguments were too. booyeah!

sandsleeper wrote:but yeah it also went over the head of everyone in the class. my speech was followed by one that explained why generic shampoos are just as good for your hair as designer brands.

As soon as I went back to my seat, people complained that I had too many big words in my speech. Oi!
My speech was followed up by an improvised speech on why the Toronto Blue Jays are going to suck this year.

God I hate high school!

I would do one on how parents shouldn't be afraid of disciplining their kids. You can't so much as spank your kid without having to worry about getting thrown in jail. This is why we have asshole teens that look at you funny, play in the road and won't get out of they way, and loot and crap. Damn kids.

The artist formerly known as Corey is right.

Post number infinity.

That's what they tell me

su7an wrote:Holy crap, did you ever score a sweet deal.

You did all that work, but an automatic A is awesome.

oh yeah, he was like i don';t usually do this but since you all are so good at speaking publically you all get A's. awsome work guys, and then i told him about what my topic was and we spent the whole day on it.

i'm done with speech...another A booya!