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TOP SECRET: The CM's kill list
Posted: 2/28/2003, 4:02 pm
by One-Eye
Every name added to the list must have a justification. The CM takes no responsibility for the actions of its members in carrying out this list.
1. Carrot Top. He's asking for it.
2. The guy in those "can you hear me now?" commercials. He's making the world unsafe for our children.
3. George W. Bush. He's ugly.
Posted: 2/28/2003, 4:10 pm
by Joey
1. Bush - He's a moron
2. Matt Good - Dirty bastard sickens me
3. Bob Saget - Come on!
Posted: 2/28/2003, 4:30 pm
by Johnny
Jean Cretien- I Hate That Frog Bastard
Richard Simmons- He annoy's me!

Posted: 2/28/2003, 4:31 pm
by Susan
1. Dubya
2. The jackass in my photography who hits on me or something. I wanna kick him in the nuts.
3. The Olsen Twins. They're practically one person.
Posted: 2/28/2003, 4:59 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
We should kill that Mister Chainsaw guy on the board. His name is Alan, I think. He's a real douche bag.
Posted: 2/28/2003, 5:02 pm
by starvingeyes
1. john mayer - because he sucks more then sucking itself.
2. fred durst - self explanatory
Posted: 2/28/2003, 5:56 pm
by happening fish
1. Dubya (self-explanatory)
2. Blair (snivelling asswipe)
3. Dr. Laura ... ... ... *radiates visible hate rays*
Posted: 2/28/2003, 5:57 pm
by finding emo
The Olsen twins was a good one...
1. Natalie Portman- I met her (and it was like my dream to meet her) and she was the biggest bitch I've ever met. I could tell the story, but I won't.
2. hmm...who doesn't want to kill mandy moore? I hate neutrogena commercials....but mostly, i hate her.
3. Kevin Spacey- he just grosses me out. Sure, he was cool in American Beauty and all that, but he just scares me. And I've heard a lot of stuff about this guy going to other countries and paying little boys...for gross things. Not in the tabloids, but from people who know him.
Posted: 2/28/2003, 7:35 pm
by areusad831
Joey wrote:1. Bush - He's a moron
2. Matt Good - Dirty bastard sickens me
3. Bob Saget - Come on!
dont ever threaten to kill matt good
and i add bob rock to the list.
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:01 pm
by liam
areusad831 wrote:Joey wrote:1. Bush - He's a moron
2. Matt Good - Dirty bastard sickens me
3. Bob Saget - Come on!
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i don't know who said it but if you ever say it again i will come and get you
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:04 pm
by Joey
I'll put who I want on my Kill list .. thanks
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:12 pm
by emily
hey. ixnay on the bob sagetay. hes cool. plus he was on full house and americas funniest home videos. they were funny then. now they just suck ass with the new host.
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:15 pm
by happening fish
agetsay
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:15 pm
by Joey
Sorry, he's a geek and extremely annoying and so NOT funny .. he stays on my to KILL list

Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:16 pm
by happening fish
i'm a geek, am I on your kill list?

Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:17 pm
by liam
i'm a geek too
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:19 pm
by emily
but i like sagetay
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:19 pm
by Joey
happeninfish wrote:i'm a geek, am I on your kill list?

No, I like you
but I have to draw the line at Bob

Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:19 pm
by emily
sounds kind of like sagatuck.. but not.
what's sagatuck?
Posted: 2/28/2003, 8:20 pm
by liam
geezemfuck