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i know it's what you've all been waiting for.

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welcome to alberta.

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my motive power

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isn't it sweet? it's exclusive to members of the echelon

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coolest lamp. ever. got it for christmas from my girl. ikea.

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my room.

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spy shot of me in my natural element. i had no idea this pic was being taken.

o yeah. i'm quitting.

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she won't let me take a picture of her leaning on my car, but on the bmw? no problem. bullshit.

edited to include more chris and less dis.

bout fuckin' time

You and your girlfriend make one sexy ass couple. I commend you.

does everyone smoke in alberta?

does everyone make sweeping generalizations in michigan?

hell yes!

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my mom just bought a table and chairs set from salvation army. it smelled like smoke and i almost puked every time i walked by it. sorry if you smell like that.

I always make loud, obnoxious, exaggerated coughing noises when someone lights up for some odd reason.

i really am quitting. i'm going on the gum.

you want to talk about disgusting shit, by the way, pop a piece of nicotine gum in your mouth. it's a whole new level of disgusting.

it's like chewing on a cigarette butt.

more psuedo mohawk plz thx

that's a hot car

even moreso when not covered by 18.9 feet of freezing hell rain [ snow ].

Yams wrote:I always make loud, obnoxious, exaggerated coughing noises when someone lights up for some odd reason.

My friend likes to yell..*What's that smell?? Why it's my premature death!* Then he starts coughing and hacking..it's quite amusing actually, because all the smokers walk away and give us funny looks.

i should try that some time.

a freshman walks up to the bustop smoking and the busdriver sees him and he puts it out right before he gets on the bus. it was a cigarette too, not pot.

Emily wrote:a freshman walks up to the bustop smoking and the busdriver sees him and he puts it out right before he gets on the bus. it was a cigarette too, not pot.

why's that odd? Smoking isn't allowed on any bus, let alone school buses, right?

it's just strange to see a 14 year old smoking cigarettes. well at least here in lake orion.

Emily wrote:it's just strange to see a 14 year old smoking cigarettes. well at least here in lake orion.

it's pretty sad. By the time he gets old enough to realize that smoking is a bad idea, he'll probably have been smoking for four or five years.

Make a bad mistake and start up later in life, and you're likely to realize it sooner, thus having an easier time of quitting.