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Posted: **11/30/2002, 3:38 am**

Maybe this has been done before, who knows.

I think I'll be either drummer or bassist.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 4:07 am**

I would be the keyboardist. In fact, I WAS the keyboardist in a band, which lasted for two months. It broke up because the drummer sold her drums for drug money and the guitarist's amp broke and she couldn't afford a new one... ah well.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 8:08 am**

Geeze, you forgot the tambourine.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 8:29 am**

I would go solo that way i don't have to worry about someone bitching about not getting recognition, going solo means if someon is a real piece of shit i can fire him and no one would notice.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 8:33 am**

Vocalist.. Singing is one of the only way I express myself.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 9:27 am**

I'd be Guitarist/Vocalist because I'm learning guitar and although I'm not a great singer, I'm okay.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 10:37 am**

*drummy drum drum*

Posted: **11/30/2002, 11:27 am**

superrgirll wrote:Geeze, you forgot the tambourine.

dude! you stole my idea!

i was going to be the idiot banging the tambourine and dancing across the stage. if i can't have that though i guess the only thing i would be able to do is sing since i have no other musical talents

Posted: **11/30/2002, 12:03 pm**

Drummer!

Posted: **11/30/2002, 12:42 pm**

MC.

rockin' the mic right.

pop n fresh, yo.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 1:13 pm**

Junkimunki wrote:
superrgirll wrote:Geeze, you forgot the tambourine.

dude! you stole my idea!

i was going to be the idiot banging the tambourine and dancing across the stage. if i can't have that though i guess the only thing i would be able to do is sing since i have no other musical talents

haha, i know the feeling

Posted: **11/30/2002, 1:50 pm**

and where's the french horn option? c'mon now that's only the most versatile instrument ever. i specialize in moaning dying cow imitation. now that would be a cool sound effect.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 2:02 pm**

dont french horns play on the off-beat? i mean thats what they do. our french horns don't get it.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 2:53 pm**

unfortunately we're often assigned the shitty "um-pa um-pa" parts in marches and crap like that. but french horns rule really cool stuff like the star wars theme, Overture to Candide, Celebration Overture, and the theme from that movie The Cowboys. :mrgreen:

Posted: **11/30/2002, 3:38 pm**

If I was talented I would want to do the guitar and sing. I can shabbily play the guitar, and I am not the best of singers, so fuck my dream of being in a band.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 4:12 pm**

Guitar/Singer.

My brother's girlfriend wants to be the tambourine girl in my band (if I ever have a band)

Posted: **11/30/2002, 4:47 pm**

drummer.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 7:08 pm**

I'd definitely like to be a guitarist/vocalist, but not the lead vocalist. I don't need to be in the lime-light, i just want to be the creative genuis behind everything.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 9:22 pm**

i sing.

i play guitar.

Posted: **11/30/2002, 10:34 pm**

it doesnt matter whether or not you can sing, or have any intonation skills, or any sense of effective dynamics, or breathe every other word because the phrase "breath support" is alien to you, you can still be the lead vocalist of a band.

oh, just to clear up a common myth, those of you who think they cannot sing and use the phrase "tone deaf" to describe yourselves, tone has nothing to do with pitch, which is what you're really talking about. unless you absolutely cannot tell the difference between a train whistle and a canary, you are not tone deaf. you could be tone lazy but thats something completely different.

also, those of you in screamo bands, if you plan on singing even amaturely for more than a year, you better plan on saving up enough money for extensive vocal surgery and therapy

*becomes unposessed by the evil snyder monster*

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