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I'm being a real ass tonight.

kick the bastard's ass .. roomie's suck

i would

who wouldn't?

Ghandi

That's why he's dead.

done and done.

LOL, my roommate doesn't like you people. BTW, I kicked him once for every yes vote.

Tell us a little more about your roommate..

too bad i couldnt vote yes many times

Who the hell voted no? This isn't a pacifist board!

HELL yes! And after that please kick my roommates ass too while you are in the mood! Check the "roommate for grabs" thread

Tell them about your roommate and his laundry, lol

Don't be like me last year and just put up with your roommate's shit. Give him hell. It's your room, too!!!!

I had the worse roommate in the world. Besides being a total fruit, he used to call my ex-girlfriend without my knowledge.

that's pretty bad.

My ex-roomie showered like once a week, didn't clean up after herself, never talked to me, and locked me out of my room when her boyfriend came over. When the shades were down.... :wink:

I was SO close to kicking her out...SO close!!!!! GRRR

This year, I'm rooming with my friend, and it rocks.

one of my old roommates would invite strange people into our apartment, dye her hair pink in the bathroom and leave the shower and towels stained, NEVER cleaned up our common areas (living room, kitchen, bathroom, etc), ran her car into our next door neighboor's truck and didn't have the decency to tell him (he came to our door because he saw the damage on her car), ate my food, and was always late paying the rent. then she was pissy when I told her to move out!

nyah!

A list:

Here's the thing, first of all he hates OLP and he fills my computer with tupac. Theres the grounds for removal right there.

Then there was that laundry incident where he washed his clothe (somehow) and left the wet clothe in a pile on top of his dresser. Two days later, I didn't realize they were wet, this strange smell permeated the entire hall and the immediate outside surrounding our dorms. Natually, we tought the smell was a dead skunk outside. The windows were shut and in the next 15 minutes, all hell broke loose.
Finally, I convinced him it was his clothe that was emitting that awful odor. He takes one wiff and says, "OMG, I thought I was immune."

Now we have a "save our noses" foundation to donate coins for him to wash and dry his crap.

This morning, while I was still sleeping, I heard the computer start, restart, and another restart.

Yesterday, I came home to find the following files on the computer:
tupac-changes.mp3
tupac -changes.mp3
tupac - changes(1).mp3
2pac - changes.mp3
2pac - changes.MP3
2pac - changes.mpg
tupac - changes.mpg
and several other songs like that. I told him a long time ago that the computer, get this, saves the songs you downloaded. And it saves to HIS FOLDER!!!

Now that people mention it, his towel hasn't moved in a week.

There is half-drank water bottles littering his desk, total count: 17. Every one has a little bit of water left.

his dirty laundry is spilling over into the space on top of my dresser.

He never takes out the trash

We're getting a couch with a pull out bed soon. You can come and live with me.

Aww thanks . I can't wait to get out of this dump.

The list goes on. I'll finish it soon as I track down all of his music and finish my lunch.

oh yeah, you gotta watch my show tomorrow at 11!!!

Matt and Nick said that Gravity was the #3 summer bummer, and I had to defend it!!!! It was kinda funny...they're like, "I know Bethany's going to get mad about this..." and I shout, "Don't EVEN start!!!!!"