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Lines in a song that either makes you laugh or go "wtf?
Posted: 8/25/2002, 2:53 pm
by Odin
I was just wondering if there are any lyrics that you guys heard that would result in a
or a
.
Mines is "
She takes her clothes off for the Japanese, I take my clothes off whenever it suits me. My friend was wondering what I was talking about when I was singing this song.
Posted: 8/25/2002, 2:56 pm
by al_
I'm gonna be, gonna be, I'm gonna be a hot dancer!
Posted: 8/25/2002, 2:59 pm
by bort8
basically all of song 2 by blur
Posted: 8/25/2002, 3:00 pm
by luckyJQ9
This isn't so much a
or a
but it's a lyric that i absolutely love.
"It's so much easier, when seafoam green is is fashion."("Are You In?"~Incubus)
At first I was like...what the hell is he talking about, but it's grown on me to the point where i envy his creativity for coming up with that line.
Posted: 8/25/2002, 3:04 pm
by sandsleeper
"i used to dream about your sister fucking me in the shower."
lol, i can just picture what would happen if some dude walked up to someone and said that..
Posted: 8/25/2002, 3:38 pm
by superboots
bort8 wrote:basically all of song 2 by blur
that is the best song ever!!!!! Because they sing my 2nd most used word...woo hoo!!!
Posted: 8/25/2002, 3:42 pm
by Joey
"When I look at your face I see dirt, all the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt"
Posted: 8/25/2002, 6:21 pm
by liam
in an old frank sinatra song he says, "Heaven Rest Us, I'm not aspestas" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?
Posted: 8/25/2002, 7:25 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
"God loves his children, YEAH!"
"Pig, in a cage, on antibiotics" and "Like a cat tied to a stick"
Posted: 8/25/2002, 7:40 pm
by the android
All of Radiohead's lyrics make me go "WTF". Pretty much.
Posted: 8/25/2002, 8:44 pm
by methman1
All of Insomnia and the Hole in the Universe by Live, I'd say.
The chorus:
Angel, don't you have some bagels in my oven
Lady, don't you know a man when you see one
Crazy lady with the shiny shoes where are you
Kick your feet and calm the space that makes you hollow
The verses:
My brother kicked his feet to sleep, sweet feet
Little swami's got his bowl to eat
It is simply bizarre!
Posted: 8/25/2002, 8:49 pm
by ArlieKoz13
OLPFan420 wrote:"God loves his children, YEAH!"
Good song.
Posted: 8/25/2002, 10:47 pm
by olpphreak
all of The Girl Next Door by Sid Six. allow me to post the lyrics:
Stuck inside the same old fantasy about my groovy nextdoor neighbour
sometimes i see her standing in the hall as she awaits the elevator
and i know she's not alone
and she's got a thousand lovers
cause at night when she comes home
i feel the heat between her covers
i really don't want to think about the girl nextdoor
but she's so erotic, it's not that easy to ignore
the girl next door
i think she's at it once again, a different night a different man to hold her
and judging from the sound they make, an overwhelming lust is taking over
oh the walls are paper thin
and i cannot help but listen
to the pounding of their pleasure
and the extasy i'm missing
(chorus)
the girl next door (several times)... is there anything i can do for you...
now i must sound like such a horny fool to let myself get so obsessed
and if my girlfriend ever knew about it, she would not be too impressed
oh the walls are paper thin
and i cannot help but listen
to the pounding of their pleasure
and the extasy i'm missing
(chorus x2, fade out)
hahaha, i love this song. especially the last verse. it makes me laugh every time i hear it.
Posted: 8/26/2002, 7:05 am
by megxyz128
clumsyfish wrote:"When I look at your face I see dirt, all the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt"
Wheatus!!
Posted: 8/26/2002, 9:44 am
by ajk
The funniest lines are in rap songs.
The one that really sticks out in my mind is this one by Choclair
"You're lookin good like food."
I started laughing really hard when i heard that.
Posted: 8/26/2002, 9:46 am
by defying_gravity
"Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon"
"Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
Women and children first
Women and children first
Women and children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I swallow till I burst
Until I burst"
Posted: 8/26/2002, 10:09 am
by Joey
Posted: 8/26/2002, 10:51 am
by megxyz128
That CD is awesome, yay for Wheatus fans!
Oh and about weird lyrics, the funniest song I've heard recently is "Wayne Gretzky" by Goldfinger:
"Wayne Gretzky, the only mad I'd have sex with" .. listen to it, it's hilarious!
Posted: 8/26/2002, 11:08 am
by curtman16
"been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
the cretins cloning and feeding
and i don't even own a tv"
Posted: 8/26/2002, 12:49 pm
by Odin
luckyJQ9 wrote:This isn't so much a
or a
but it's a lyric that i absolutely love.
"It's so much easier, when seafoam green is is fashion."("Are You In?"~Incubus)
At first I was like...what the hell is he talking about, but it's grown on me to the point where i envy his creativity for coming up with that line.
Yeah! Nothing beats Brandon's euphemist insults!
"
You are a finger nail running down the chalkboard I thought I left in third grade"
"
I need a map of your head translated into English so I can learn to not make you frown, feel better if you vent, put your frustrations into a four letter word and let it all out on mine. The most weathered ears in town"
Who can beat this kind of lyrics that are driven by rage.
