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We all know that if you get bit by a zombie, you then become a zombie yourself.
If a mosquito bites a Zombie, then bites you, you still become a zombie right?
It's common to get spattered by zombie blood when killing zombies. This does not turn you into a zombie.

But what if you slice open a zombie, dive in with both hands and smother yourself in zombie blood and zombie organs. You would do this in order to smell just like a zombie to avoid zombies attacking you. But wouldn't that zombie blood have a tendency to infect you by means of any little knick and cut you may have spread the zombie blood over?

Or does zombie blood become harmless once it is exposed to air?

According to 28 Days Later, zombie blood can still infect you when it is exposed to air. It's the greatest zombie movie ever so I'd listen.

I'm no expert, but I think it's pretty reasonable that exposure to air wouldn't make a difference.

Kicker774 wrote:But what if you slice open a zombie, dive in with both hands and smother yourself in zombie blood and zombie organs. You would do this in order to smell just like a zombie to avoid zombies attacking you. But wouldn't that zombie blood have a tendency to infect you by means of any little knick and cut you may have spread the zombie blood over?

Or does zombie blood become harmless once it is exposed to air?

Did you watch Walkig Dead Episode two. Cause that is exactly what they did. They spread teh blood over overcoats and wore gloves and goggles while doing it.. It was when it dried that they walked outside.

Not every one turns into a zombie when bitten. Some are just killed..

Just curious why this would even matter?

Tattooed Angels wrote:

Kicker774 wrote: Just curious why this would even matter?

My wife asked that very question. Then she had her first dream about zombies. Suddenly she understood why zombie knowledge is so important. If you have to run from them in your dreams, its best to know some facts.

wife? wait, what? i didn't know you were married, taylor!

erm, yeah, i have nothing to contribute to this thread

Joe Cooler wrote:

Tattooed Angels wrote:

Kicker774 wrote: Just curious why this would even matter?

My wife asked that very question. Then she had her first dream about zombies. Suddenly she understood why zombie knowledge is so important. If you have to run from them in your dreams, its best to know some facts.

I know this story -- then she is angry at real-you for not giving her enough knowledge for sleep-her survival?

Sometimes real-Josh gets blamed for sleep-Josh being a jerk.

faninor wrote:
Sometimes real-Josh gets blamed for sleep-Josh being a jerk.

Aww Poor LIVING JOSH taking blame for Dream Josh

I have dreams of dead people everytime I watch Walkng Dead. I get up early and it is on late here. Not zombies but people who died that I knew

Ihve to find it but there was a comic in the paper a few weeks back where the wife hit sleeping hubby cause of something he did or did not do in her dream. I think it was Flight Deck..

I didn't catch the name of the movie.
Just some random zombie movie on scifi I was watching in my hotel room the other night.

people who died that you knew are on late here? what?
maybe im sleep deprived over or pharmacisted but does that mean dead people you knew post on here late at night?

Dr. Hobo wrote:... does that mean dead people you knew post on here late at night?

That could explain a few things around here.