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So yeah... looks like the new album brought a gaggle of new noobs in here? Lando. Johnny. I talk to you douches almost every day and I didn't get this news?

Geezuz.. I know poop flows downhill, but you shit-heads left me in the dark.

And Johnny is still hitting on me on Xbox Live. He called me his cupcake the other day. It was fucking awkward as all get out... I thought he was saying he was hungry for cupcakes. Mike was blasting Staind in the background. It was a weird situation...

Nice to see you back on. What exactly have you been up to?

I've been leveling my Warlock. That's what a World of Warcraft addict would say. Right?

Well shit... I've never played that game before.

Matt.. I wish I had something fucktastically rediculous to report. However, I really don't. Still in Minnesota. Still figuring a poop ton of madness out and wanting to get back to New York.

Oddly enough... things have been rather generic here. I've just neglected my CM trolling time.

Probably because I spent like three months in the hospital after that hooker spit in my mouth.

Johnny... tell your mom I'm still awaiting her apology for that.