I hate my job!
Posted: 8/9/2009, 8:37 pm
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.
The next chick is the complete opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunites are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian because everytime we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is just more than the average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things even worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this Huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constand bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King every single fucking day.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.
The next chick is the complete opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunites are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian because everytime we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is just more than the average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things even worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this Huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constand bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King every single fucking day.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
