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Posted: **5/4/2009, 9:42 pm**

Neil, I knew you liked 'em thick'n'black, but gods daaaaayum!

Posted: **5/5/2009, 10:23 pm**

Johnny. You're an asshole. No wonder you asked if I checked the CM lately. Prick.

I'm having your mom rip ass on a wedding cake tomorrow. We're gonna turn it up a notch!!! A five tier wedding cake...

Posted: **5/6/2009, 2:05 pm**

Man, I can only imagine what it would be like to hit that every night of the year. Sir, you are one lucky man.

Posted: **5/6/2009, 6:34 pm**

smash and dash Neil...it's the only way.

Posted: **5/7/2009, 5:30 pm**

Is that the chick from Jerry Springer where they had an intervention to make her stop dressing like that?
I'd hate to think there's two of them...

Posted: **5/11/2009, 8:23 am**

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.

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