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note to cmers: Johnny only talks to the male persuasion on xbox live.

note to Laurel: Only after Landon starts talking about it.

Note to laurel: me and johnny have cybered while I looked at pictures of you and he looked at pictures of naked dudes. I told him I was looking at naked dudes too, but it was just so I could tell this story on the cm.

note to Laurel: Landon was really looking at naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and Louie Anderson.

Note to laurel x2: Now do you see why I can't get it up when I'm with you!?














oh.... fuck....


















i mean... uh....


you're almost as good looking as louie and rosie sweetie...




oh


and uh














note to people reading this: I can get it up no problem!


really!


I can!

...oh dear

Aww, poor Laurel. Stuck with a dude who fantasizes about butch lesbians and fat itialian dudes. There there.

bahahaha you guys!

Lando, you need to have proper 'impure' thoughts. Remember your christmas presant son!

i guess i have to gain about 200 pounds for my boyfriend to love me

DON'T FORGET THE HAIRY BODY!

And I think you need to grow saggy man boobs too.

don't forget the gap in the teeth!

louie's got a sweet gap!

and dont forget about the manly coat of body hair.

i already mentioned the hairy body. sheesh where were you?

making a comment about your sagging man breasts. Sheesh.

geez... i go away and/or play copious amounts of spore for a few days and this happens 'round here?! wait.. wtf did y'all do when i was netless for 3 months?! or do i even wanna know?!

Ya know..... I did hear Johnny use the phrase "tasty dish" in a lobby of dudes on xbox live the other night.

Are you sure those Asian women don't have adam's apples?