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Hello!

I hope it's ok to post inane introductory posts such as this.
I have so many questions I want to ask but at the moment I think I'd just like to say hello to anyone & everyone. So, HELLO!


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Damn I thought you were a spam bot. Hello, feel free to ask questions. We'll ridicule you and drop our witty cynicism and sarcasm upon you when you ask a routine question, but that doesn't mean we don't like you.

Anyways, welcome!

i thought they were a spam bot too.

...are you sure they're not, matt?

if not, welcome lol

Hi! As you can see, we're only slightly suspicious of noobs here . . .

Put me in the "I thought she was a spam bot" column, too.

Welcome to the CM!

she only has one post! what if she's a porn bot in disguise!?

Any relation to Eleanor Rigby?
Do you also keep a face in a jar by the door?

Psst. People who are related to each other have the same LAST name, not first.

...are you sure??

i don't know who i am anymore

beautiful liar wrote:i don't know who i am anymore

Your Claire Danes

*you're

and i had to google who that was i don't remember being blond...

You were blond when you were Claire Danes.
Maybe you took on a few hair color if you have a new idenity.

I remember Claire with orange hair. It was hot.

The shaved head was also pretty sexy too.

My hair's almost long enough to dye again. Maybe after Christmas it'll be purple.

p.s. thanks matt!!

So...are we sure this noob isn't a spam bot? She hasn't been back since, and didn't even introduce herself!

Yeah it's starting to look like our paranoia may have been for good reason.

Eleanor SpamBot, posts on the board where the OLP fans all hang out.
Lives on the stream.

Shes selling med pills, or is she trying to get us to buy some more porn?
Nobody knows.

All the lonley Spam Bots
Where do they all come from?

All the lonley Spam Bots
Where do they all belong?

I'm sure Paul would be proud.

Paul might be proud but I'm sure Apple would rather slap me with a lawsuit.