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Posted: **1/17/2008, 11:32 pm**

This t'was off yahoo. Thursday night; the 17th.

kneel2u2_247 ?: Still chattin with the mystery lady?
Johnny: yeah
Johnny: we're talking aboot music
kneel2u2_247 ?: Sweetness!
Johnny: indeed!
Johnny: im just surprised she messaged me first
kneel2u2_247 ?: No doubt. I'd be shittin myself if it were me, too.
Johnny: a little poo came out
Johnny: I had a trutle head pookin oot!
kneel2u2_247 ?: haha goodtimes! make sure it don't fall out
Johnny: its all squishy!
Johnny: I wish I had one of them french things that shoots water up your bum!
kneel2u2_247 ?: lol an adode? Isn't that what they're called?
kneel2u2_247 ?: Dude i would love to have one of them; the poops where the log makes the water splash back up your bum always feels so damn good!
Johnny: haha
Johnny: you wont have to wipe anymore!
kneel2u2_247 ?: True! Less cling-ons; always a beneficial factor!
kneel2u2_247 ?: this would've been solid CM spam talk lol
Johnny: dude!
quick!
Johnny: copy and paste!
Johnny: COPY AND PASTE!
kneel2u2_247 ?: lol
kneel2u2_247 ?: I'm on it.
Johnny: good!

Posted: **1/18/2008, 4:52 pm**

more bathroom talk.
you guys are poop obsessed

Posted: **1/18/2008, 5:00 pm**

I'm tired. I don't know if I have the energy to talk aboot poop tonight.

Posted: **1/18/2008, 6:53 pm**

the last one took it out of you

Posted: **3/18/2009, 9:12 pm**

Johnny. This was great....

An adode though? Was I stoned?

Posted: **3/19/2009, 12:03 am**

I don't even remember this conversation. Strangely enough, I usually recall conversations about poop.

Posted: **3/19/2009, 12:40 am**

bidet.

Posted: **3/19/2009, 12:46 am**

Thanks laurel.... There we go.

For some reason I think I was thinking abode?

which is like a house of some sort. I definitely had a stupid moment that night.

Johnny's a mixed bag when it comes to bathroom time. He generally takes a solid hour break just to do his thing. Yet a couple of times lately he's pulled it off in a matter of minutes.

Posted: **3/19/2009, 8:17 am**

I'm an enigma.

Posted: **3/19/2009, 10:37 am**

i recently learned how to say poop in japanese. i think it is the most important thing i've learned in the last 4 years.

Posted: **3/19/2009, 6:45 pm**

Thats something I should do.

Posted: **3/19/2009, 8:06 pm**

beautiful liar wrote:i recently learned how to say poop in japanese. i think it is the most important thing i've learned in the last 4 years.

tell me how!

Posted: **3/19/2009, 9:44 pm**

unchi!

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