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I was chilling here when my cell rings and then this random asian girl starts calling and starts calling me daddy. Then an idiot and all this stuff, then she started making sexual commnets. I hung up and she called back. I turned my phone off for a few minutes and she called back again, and she was Napolean Dynamite! And she started telling me she knows where I work, and stuff. and she like literally spoke chinese or japanese or something. Not many people have my cell number.

Oh...sorry...I thought you liked it.

that must have been real disturbing. eeee.

hahahahahahaha. rusty, when these kind of people call you, you must mess back with them. although, being she knows all that crap, you may have a stalker!

two words.....fablulous flamingo.

just tell her you like it that way and only that way....she'll avoid you forever.

i'm sorry. must have been really disturbing, but

Y'all suck! I'm hoping it was someone I know, maybe the girl from work who knows a lot of asian people....

Anyway, I was on msn while this was happening and talking to my friend..
Me: "Aaaah, some random asian girl is calling me cell and calling me daddy!"
Friend: "Oooooooooh, ask if she's been a bad girl."

When I was on the phone with this random girl...
Her: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Nothing, what are you doing?"
Her: "Your mom. She's hot in leather."

ok, so if you're her daddy... then that means she likes her grandma in leather... HAHAHAHAHA

Was Billie Jean also not your lover?

nah, She's just a girl that claims that he is the one!

that song is fun to dance to.

Rusty wrote:Her: "Your mom. She's hot in leather."

If anyone else here has met Rusty's mum you know she would in fact be very NOT hot in leather. *shakes at the horrible mental images* so I'm checking into a mental hosptial, see ya'll in a couple years....or decades

Rusty, Cas just insulted yo mama.

That's ok I insulted her first. And she's right. Is there any room left at that hospital Cas?

the guy in the room next to mine just commited suicude with his paper cup.

Well a vacancy is a vacany. *checks in* Check it out Cas....MATCHING JACKETS!!! *bounces off his padded walls*

mental hospitals arent fun
suicide rooms/suicide watch is less fun
not having plastic knives to eat food w/ is also not fun

Rusty .... *Opens DNA results* ... *pauses* .... *Folds them back up*
... *Looks at the audience* ... *Back at rusty* .... *dramatic pause* ...

YOU ARE YOUR BABYS DADDY!!

Crowd: GASP!!!
Audience member #1: Awww Shoot yo!!

Chineese one night stand girl: *Hits rusty* I told joo so I told joo so

Audence member #2: Dayyymmmmm!!!

*Chineese girls runs backstage and collaspes crying*

Maury: *Walks back stage* There there Jing Sun there there *Continues to act like he really cares when in reality he just wants to fondle the chick.* We'll be right abck ater this.

Commercial: "Has this ever happened to you?"
*Cut scene to a man being run down by car*
"Some thoughtless driver runs you down even though you were jay walking?"
"I'm Kevin Kurtis and I demand that you get every dime that I can sqeeze from his cold dead hands"
"Call me today for a free consultation"

Number on the screen: 1-800-SUEM-ALL
Voiceover: "Call today we're in the yellow pages under Ambulance Chasers"

Funny you should post that, I got in a car accident this morning
Lucky me, no one got hurt and there wasn't that much damage to the car.
Stupid woman pulling out in front of me in a 40mph zone 6 feet ahead of me.

God I hope it doesn't spread like that SARS epidemic