ClumsyMonkey.net

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:05 pm**

as i'm sure you know, starvingeyes is quite the ladykillah. now, in the spirit of goodwill and such, i've decided to open up my vault of knowledge to you lot, with the hopes that one day you too will be able to live the dream, as i have for several years.

it's pretty simple actually. you want to bend at the knees, keep your back straight and lift straight up. i prefer to grab a good hold just below the waist, because then you can sling them over your shoulder when you're done.

vóila. now take what i have tought you and go forth into the breach! good luck and godspeed.

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:17 pm**

one day i'll get you into Reno-Rico University.

home of the screwin' manwhores!

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:18 pm**

I think your advice is only good for manwhores, Reno.

Now let's talk about the strength needed to pick up guys.

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:19 pm**

You need to eat your spinach for that!

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:20 pm**

Henrietta wrote:I think your advice is only good for manwhores, Reno.

Now let's talk about the strength needed to pick up guys.

no, i think you need to register full time @ R-R-U

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:20 pm**

I like to keep my virtue though. I think I need Dr. Phil!

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:21 pm**

and you can keep your virtue and still attend R-R-U.

Posted: **4/4/2006, 3:22 pm**

Er...

Posted: **4/4/2006, 8:53 pm**

can i still masturbate?

Posted: **4/4/2006, 9:37 pm**

sorry, no.

Posted: **4/5/2006, 12:21 am**

Ha Ha Al Masturbates!

*Run's away to gossip*

Posted: **4/5/2006, 8:37 pm**

I'd think it was weirder if someone didn't masturbate. *shrugs*.
Anyways, Chris gets chicks.

Posted: **4/6/2006, 1:24 am**

I hope you two don't have webcams, there' gonna be a bunch of e-babies running around.

ClumsyMonkey.net

the starvingeyes guide to picking up chicks

the starvingeyes guide to picking up chicks