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kar·ma (kär'muh)
n.
For every event that occurs, there will follow another event whose existence was caused by the first, and this second event will be pleasant or unpleasant according as its cause was skillful or unskillful.

GoodspeedX (1:35:25 PM): so my away message the other night when you were at work was "jeff freaking garcia"
GoodspeedX (1:35:36 PM): hes a guy the eagles just signed as their backup QB
GoodspeedX (1:35:58 PM): sure enough, first thing in the morning, im helping jeff garcia buy a headset for his expensive as hell cell phone
rochyorbust (1:36:17 PM): HAHAHA
rochyorbust (1:36:23 PM): karma
GoodspeedX (1:36:25 PM): yeah
rochyorbust (1:36:47 PM): that's funny
rochyorbust (1:36:48 PM): hehehehe
GoodspeedX (1:37:23 PM): i was like "thats jeff gar DAMMIT"
rochyorbust (1:37:29 PM): hahahhahaha

[10:17:30] <saman> aaah porn spam!
[10:18:37] <nikki4982> :O
[10:18:42] <nikki4982> on the cm?
[10:18:46] <saman> yes!
[10:19:03] <nikki4982> CRAP
[10:19:32] <nikki4982> that's gotta be... like... karma or something
[10:19:40] <saman> ?
[10:20:07] <nikki4982> i literally *just* (as in hit "submit" before looking back here at the hub and you saying that) sent joel a message on myspace trying to help him get rid of the pornbots on the pedestrian board
[10:20:19] <nikki4982> and in it i said "the board i admin hasn't had any that post yet"
[10:20:33] <saman> creepy

By the way, this thread's intention is to make people laugh... not make them sad. So post funny bad karma not like... "my doggy bit me then got ran over by a car."

Is that first one Monkey?

What are the odds of that happening?

that's great.

How about this, I bought a crappy MP3 player last night because my old one is going to be in for repair for about a month or so. So I figure, I buy this one and return it in a month when I get my old one back.

I take it out of the bag this morning and my recipt is lost.

My doggy bit me and then ran into a chair.

Well, as long as the cute little fluffball's ok.

sure enough, the next day, my away message was "donovan freaking mcnabb"

yeah no luck

I've wanted to ask this girl out at work, and today I get the nerve to ask her to lunch. She says YES! We have a great lunch, smiles, jokes, even a friendly 'tackle hug'.. We're about to go back to work and I'm going to ask her out to dinner tomorrow night, and her 'friend' comes out of the store after buying some stuff. He talks to us for a bit then KISSES HER GOODBYE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH FUCK.

I have more.

My doggy bit my mom and one of her baby fang toothies fell out.

I picked up my kitty and then she hissed and bit me.

awww, that sucks

faninor wrote:I have more.

My doggy bit my mom and one of her baby fang toothies fell out.

Your mom has baby fang toothies?!?!

Yes. I told my mom, "You let the puppy bite you? HOW DARE YOU!"

And then she opened her mouth to reply and one of her baby fang toothies fell out.

Oh dear.

My kitten (Callie) snuck up on my other cat (Tigger) walking really slow, stalking her. Tigger was half asleep and didn't see her coming. Callie pounced, swatted Tigger in the head and immediately turned to run away before Tigger could retaliate. She ran head first into a wall and fall back on her butt, stunned. And then Tigger pounced and swatted her in the head

It's not as funny in writing, but it was so funny to watch.

Heehee, kitties are silly.