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So, Sarag and I were in games.com and met this really wierd girl who started talking to me on MSN.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Sorry in advance for the bad typing on her part. Her font used images for some letters. It's mostly easy enough to figure out, and I'm too lazy to edit it all.

Just a preface: she said that she's Ashanti's niece and that she's at Ashanti's house. lmao

her e-mail is raimble-11@hotmail.com


Axtech says:
hi
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
hi
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
o u have
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
a picture of your
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
self
Axtech says:
not on my comp
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
o u have
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
irl frien
Axtech says:
yes
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Axtech says:
I think wrldsasubway is single though
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Axtech says:
you still playing monopoly?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yes are u
Axtech says:
yeah
Axtech says:
it's your turn
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i lost
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
y na e is Renia
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
and yours
Axtech says:
Josh
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i think its a nice na e
Axtech says:
...thanks
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i a tall
Axtech says:
good for you
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
sli have nice hair
Axtech says:
I'm short, fat and balding
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
an blue eYES
Axtech says:
I have a lazy eye. the other one is brown
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
OK
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
SO U LIKE ME
Axtech says:
...sure
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
OK
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ALL THE BOYS
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
IN MY CLASS LIKS
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ME
Axtech says:
thats ... nice
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
SO I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
I WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON
Axtech says:
Me too. Then again, I can't be too picky since I'm so short, fat and balding.
Axtech says:
The lazy eye doesn't help either...
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
OK
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
BUT THEN
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
BUT THERE IS A CUTE BOY
Axtech says:
Plus people say I smell really bad
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
IN MY CLASS WE
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Axtech says:
who?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
THE BOY IN MY CLASS
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
NOT U
Axtech says:
oh
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
but i stLL
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
Like u
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
thats y cus
Axtech says:
what?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
the picture
Axtech says:
what picture?
Axtech says:
oh
Axtech says:
your userpic
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yes
Axtech says:
I have a hump on my back
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
OK
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
YUH
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
YUk
Axtech says:
well, that's kind of mean.
Axtech says:
I'm a little sensitive about it
Axtech says:
I thought you were my friend.
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
sorry
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Axtech says:
you like spongebob?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
NOT REALLY
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
THATS FOR BABIES
Axtech says:
oh. because I just saw it was your userpic for a second
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
OK
Axtech says:
is that you?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
YES
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
THIS IS ASHANTI
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
RENIA IS IN BED
Axtech says:
cool
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yes
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i ont have ti e
Axtech says:
you don't have time for what?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
talk to u
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
renia is in be
Axtech says:
that's okay
Axtech says:
it's quite obvious that you're not Ashanti anyways
Axtech says:
It was a pretty lame ploy from the start
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
what
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
lokk renia
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
5 i back
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
y aunt sen
Axtech says:
dude, give it up
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u are ru e
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
what
Axtech says:
Clearly Ashanti has nothing better to do on a Friday night than talk on MSN with a 15 boy who's short, fat, balding, has a lazy eye, a hump and an odor problem.
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
it true
Axtech says:
haha, you really think there's any chance of me believing you?
Axtech says:
seriously
Axtech says:
this is sad
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
please
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
so u ont believe
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
that i a by ashanti
Axtech says:
nope
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ont believe e
Axtech says:
alrighty then
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
it
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
so u ont believe
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i cool
Axtech says:
first of all, being Ashanti's niece doesn't make a person cool
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Axtech says:
second of all, you don't have to be Ashanti's niece to be cool
Axtech says:
the two have nothing to do with eachoterh
Axtech says:
and no, I don't believe you
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
so u ont believe i
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
sexy
Axtech says:
I don't know
Axtech says:
Frankly, I don't care
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
so u think that
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
that i irl
Axtech says:
possible. maybe not
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
a orin le orl
Axtech says:
a what?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
a orin le irl
Axtech says:
what is that supposed to mean?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
o u believe that i live
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
in U.S.A.
Axtech says:
Don't know.
Axtech says:
Again, don't care
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
so u ont like e
Axtech says:
Well, you've spent all this time lying to me
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
as in a frien
Axtech says:
what do you mean friend?!
Axtech says:
you asked for my e-mail in a freaking monopoly game
Axtech says:
and then pretended to be someone you're not
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ont talk to e
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i elete u
Axtech says:
good
Axtech says:
please do
Axtech says:

Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i hate u
Axtech says:
you don't know me
Axtech says:
and you're so quick to hate
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u are yuck
Axtech says:
I may be yuck on the outside, but you're yuck to your very soul
Axtech says:
besdies
Axtech says:
I'm rubber
Axtech says:
you're glue
Axtech says:
whatever you say
Axtech says:
bounces off of me
Axtech says:
and sticks to you
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
stut up
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yucke boy
Axtech says:
oooh, your words, they cut like a knife!
Axtech says:
How shall I ever go on?!
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i ont have ti e to talk
Axtech says:
oh woe is me!
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
to stupi people
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
like u
Axtech says:
I don't think I could go on living if you stopped talking to me!
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
your irlfrien
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
has a other an
Axtech says:
right
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
she hates u
Axtech says:
I'm sure she does
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u ont have a
Axtech says:
I thought you didn't have time to talk to me?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
irlfrien
Axtech says:
GASP
Axtech says:
How did you know?!
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u are yuk
Axtech says:
how clever of you!
Axtech says:
I thought you went to bed? And didn't have time to talk to me.
Axtech says:
Why are you still here?
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
lli o er boy
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yuck
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
hu p boy
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
oo
Axtech says:
oh no!
Axtech says:
don't make fun of my hump!
Axtech says:
if you make fun of it
Axtech says:
it might get angry
Axtech says:
and you don't want to see my hump angry!
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ha
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
hu p boy
Axtech says:
it has teeth
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yuck
Axtech says:
wow
Axtech says:
you have such a wide vocabulary
Axtech says:
so many words for "yuck"
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
hu p boy
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yuck
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u hu p
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
boy
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
yuck
Axtech says:
oooh, such wit you have!
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Axtech says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
i a sa of
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
you r hu p
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
lol
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u are the u les
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
boy in school
Axtech says:
nah. there's this one kid, he has a goiter the size of a football
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
so u talkin
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
to e
Axtech says:
what?
Axtech says:
fie on you
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
o u have frien
Axtech says:
yes
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
u lie
Axtech says:
anyways, I don't have time for this
Axtech says:
HAHA
Axtech says:
yeah
Axtech says:
I lie
Axtech says:
right
Axtech says:
Pot: meet kettle.
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
ok
Axtech says:
I'm leaving now
Axtech says:
get a fucking life
Axtech says:
seriously
Axtech says:
this is just sad

oh man haha

u are suk!

she sounds like my 8-year-old cousin.

OMG that's brutal! :lol:

Seriously, my eyes hurt from reading that.

Oh yeah. And in the original games.com chat, I told her that my uncle is the bassist from Our Lady Peace.

your uncle is hot declothed. i've seen him.

Axtech wrote:Oh yeah. And in the original games.com chat, I told her that my uncle is the bassist from Our Lady Peace.

:lol:

afealicious wrote:she sounds like my 8-year-old cousin.

You never told me that you were related to Ashanti!

Thats hilarious. It's easy to think that it's some dumb 10 year old online, but I've met 19 year olds that act like that.


sad

Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
y na e is Renia
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
and yours
Axtech says:
Josh

Axtech says:
Me too. Then again, I can't be too picky since I'm so short, fat and balding.
Axtech says:
The lazy eye doesn't help either...

:lol:

Thank god you FINALLY told her off.

I bet it was actually some foreign kid who barely speaks english.

happening fish wrote:Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
y na e is Renia
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
and yours
Axtech says:
Josh

First name that came to mind.

Axtech says:
besdies
Axtech says:
I'm rubber
Axtech says:
you're glue
Axtech says:
whatever you say
Axtech says:
bounces off of me
Axtech says:
and sticks to you

axtech wrote:Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
y na e is Renia
Baby boy i love you dont get me off your mind cause am to sexy says:
and yours
Axtech says:
Josh

j/r/r?

ROBBO WLL U B MI BOIFRIEND

I IS RELATED TO A POP STAR

I IS COOL

DO U LIK ME??