ClumsyMonkey.net

Pretty much like the old one, no double posts and no more than 7 or 8 lines lines per post. Shorter is fine if you'd like. If it isn't going too slow you should let at least 2 people post their additions before you take over again.

It was cold outside and faninor wasn't sure exactly what he was looking at. One minute he was walking to the library wishing he had something more interesting to be doing. The next he was forcefully thrown to the ground with a flash of light and deafening boom, but now his senses were beginning to return to him. He was looking at what seemed to be some sort of enormous pink vehicle. A hatch slowly began to open. "Oh good," faninor thought. "Perhaps I have something better to do after all."

So he took off his pants and jacket.

And then a meteor hit the earth and vaporized everything.

The End.



you're right, that was fun!

But not before a man in a ninja suit pulled faninor into the open hatch and the pink vehicle shot off towards the stars and safely away from the ill-fated earth.

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luckily for faninor, the pink vehicle was actually a UFO inhabited by aliens who had long since considered faninor as their supreme deity. they had observed him from their home planet while he lived on earth. when they found out about the imminent destruction of earth, they knew they had to save their god, so they beamed him aboard their ship and were able to make it safely out of earth before the meteor hit.

edit: REM'd!

then frank walked in and ate a cake while muttering "go drink some tea you whore"

Several over iced, calorie packed slices later, Faninor walked in, noticed the half eaten cake and sat down. Frank, being a kind host, offered Faninor a large slice, saying, "I can't eat anymore, it goes straight to my hips." Faninor graciously accepted, pulled out fork and knife, and prepared for the long haul. After a few delightful bites, an alien barged in, it's mouths agape in horror! "What in the blazes is wrong, Faninor asked..... want some cake?" That’s not "cake" you dimwit, that's our other god Pannigigen from the planet, transfatinon, and you've eaten him. So they hauled Faninor off to be executed, despite his god status.

It seemed that faninor's day was becoming worse by the moment. Upon reaching the execution chamber, the alien captain-judge was called in to declare faninor's sentence, as is customary. faninor knew what he must say. "I have not eaten Panninigen. I was faninor, servant of Pannigigen. I am here to test the faithfulness of his followers. Upon boarding your ship, I found one of your men, Frank, trying to kill him. Pannigigen told me that in order for him to survive, I must consume his mana into my body and combine it with my own. BOW TO YOUR UBERGOD FANINIGEN, YOU MISERABLE SLUGS!"

Worrying life was becoming too Sci-fi in this story land, Fiona took things into her own hands. She murdered Faninor and Frank quickly, destroyed every universe except earth, got rid of every planet and other livable place besides earth, and cleaned off every backup disc, ensuring that no more sci-fi was ever written in the history of earth. Then, jogging there in her very chic lululemon yoga suit, she went to Starbucks to grab a Java.

On the way there she was stared at by several residents who were quite properly disgusted by the ubiquitous Lululemon Girls.

In reality, Fiona was nuttier than Skippy peanut butter and in reality she was locked up in the the insane asylum. Everything she believes in only exists within the confines her mind. Indeed, poor Fiona knows nothing of the outside world. That is, the will of Lord Fannigen has made her to be like that...as a punishment for past deeds that she has done unto him.

Back on the ship, a presidential suite was nearly finished being prepared for Faninigen. The crew was gathering in the primary meeting room where Faninigen was just beginning to make a speech. "I have two declarations to make today," began Faninigen. "First, from this moment onward I shall now be known as Fananigan. I like the way that sounds better."

There was much rejoicing.

"And second," Fananigan continued...

Before Fananigan could finish his statement, a shadowy figure stepped out from the shadowy depths of the shadowy ship. "You may of pulled a fast one on these idiots Fananigan, but you sure have not pulled one on me."

"Who do you think you are?" Said Fananigan cockily.

"I represent the lolly pop kids....the lolly pop kids, the lolly pop kids"
And with that, the shadowy figure pulled a remote from his cloak, and pulled a switch, which set off an explosion within the ship, sending it hurtling through space."

As the ship exploded and hurtled through space, Fananigan made his way towards the ship's luleelurah. Just as he prepared to board it, guards appeared wiedling lonely dark cocks. Facing certain death, Fananigan wondered if he'd ever get out alive. A dark shadowy figure appeared from nowhere, and stood between Fananigan and the lonely dark cock wielding guards.

"Don't worry, I'll save you." yelled the shadowy figure, who Fananigan could now see was Jeremy Taggart armed with drumsticks.

"You get on the luleelurah, I'll hold them off." Jeremy said, shooting lasers from his drumsticks.

With that, Fananigan jumped on onto the luleelurah, set a path for down tuuu, and took off, just as the large ship exploded into pieces.

"jumped on onto the luleelurah, set a path for down tuuu" :lol:

Jeremy, after wuickly changing into some Lululemon Yoga pants for speed, Ran through the universe for his life, as sci-fi itself exploded into millions of pieces. He hurtled back to earth, only to discover no one has survived, except the Lululemon Corporation, and the internet club, the CM.

And the all-powerful ubergod Fananigan.

who likes tea