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Posted: **1/8/2006, 2:54 pm**

"Thank God I'm athiest" - some dumbass I knew in the 12th grade.

:wtf:

Posted: **1/8/2006, 3:28 pm**

"That's not the English flag, that's the flag of Britain!" -my dumbass brother.

Posted: **1/8/2006, 3:32 pm**

"I hate eating liver. especially vegetable liver"

Posted: **1/8/2006, 3:33 pm**

Posted: **1/8/2006, 4:04 pm**

A friend of a friend (American) who was planning to visit us in Toronto for a weekend (Friday to Sunday):

"I found a cheaper flight into Vancouver... if I fly into there how far would it be for me to drive to your place?"

Posted: **1/8/2006, 4:08 pm**

Going with the American theme (and I don't mean to pick on em)...

I'm in california, in a waiting room when this girl and I get into a conversation. Here's how it went:

Girl: Oh, you're on vacation? Where are you from?
Me: Toronto
Girl: Oh, that's so cool! I always wanted to go to Europe...

Posted: **1/8/2006, 4:17 pm**

Kathy14 wrote:A friend of a friend (American) who was planning to visit us in Toronto for a weekend (Friday to Sunday):

"I found a cheaper flight into Vancouver... if I fly into there how far would it be for me to drive to your place?"

Posted: **1/8/2006, 4:17 pm**

frogger wrote:Going with the American theme (and I don't mean to pick on em)...

I'm in california, in a waiting room when this girl and I get into a conversation. Here's how it went:

Girl: Oh, you're on vacation? Where are you from?
Me: Toronto
Girl: Oh, that's so cool! I always wanted to go to Europe...

All I can say to that is... wow :wtf:

Posted: **1/8/2006, 4:53 pm**

I said a few days ago, "They think I'm idiots"

:lol:

Clearly one of the best things to come out of my mouth.

Posted: **1/8/2006, 5:33 pm**

haha

i ordered "two eggs any style" once at a restaurant

and some lady came into swish challet and asked for a whole chicken "all white meat".

Posted: **1/8/2006, 5:35 pm**

What's wrong with two eggs any style?

Also, the lady at Swiss Challet probably wanted two chicken breasts for the price of a whole chicken.

Posted: **1/8/2006, 6:09 pm**

thirdhour wrote:"That's not the English flag, that's the flag of Britain!" -my dumbass brother.

but england and britain have different flags - the cross of saint george (the white field with a red cross) is england's flag and the union jack (I think we know that one) generally represents all of great britain. However, depending on the circumstances your brother could still well be a dumbass.

...and here's mine...

my mom just today walked into the kichen after having been driving the car somewhere and say "oh my god, everything's orange! . . . wait, it's just my sunglasses"

Posted: **1/8/2006, 6:53 pm**

starseed_10 wrote:swish challet

Does this count? :lol:

Sounds like some sort of gay joke.. *swish*

Posted: **1/8/2006, 7:07 pm**

diet dog food!!!

Posted: **1/8/2006, 7:44 pm**

"I don't speak English."

also...

"Ich sprechen keine Deutsch."

:::troy:::

Posted: **1/8/2006, 7:45 pm**

Dabekk wrote:
thirdhour wrote:"That's not the English flag, that's the flag of Britain!" -my dumbass brother.

but england and britain have different flags - the cross of saint george (the white field with a red cross) is england's flag and the union jack (I think we know that one) generally represents all of great britain. However, depending on the circumstances your brother could still well be a dumbass.

Yeah, I'm aware, but it was definatly the union jack.

Posted: **1/8/2006, 7:56 pm**

http://www.dubyaspeak.com

Can I get a mod to lock this thread please? I mean really, no one's going to beat that :lol:

:::troy:::

Posted: **1/8/2006, 8:22 pm**

bovine wrote:http://www.dubyaspeak.com

Can I get a mod to lock this thread please? I mean really, no one's going to beat that

:::troy:::

Bush wrote:Bono came in and dropped this new iPod off... Lightweight. Crank it on, and you shuffle the shuffle.

Posted: **1/8/2006, 8:34 pm**

bovine wrote:http://www.dubyaspeak.com

Can I get a mod to lock this thread please? I mean really, no one's going to beat that

:::troy:::

I hadn't seen this website before but it reminds me of a book that a friend of mine received for Christmas: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/039332 ... 2?n=283155

Posted: **1/8/2006, 9:10 pm**

Axtech wrote:What's wrong with two eggs any style?

Also, the lady at Swiss Challet probably wanted two chicken breasts for the price of a whole chicken.

i read that off the menu rather than specifying a style. everybody laughed at me :cry:

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