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so i was switching channels earlier today and came across mtv where cribs was on and it said location vancouver,bc so i was intrigued and sure enough it was our favorite chad (from nickelback for all you silly people who don't associate chad with him). so i started watching it and found out some interesting things.

#1. chad has a chest that he says is good to hide dead bodies in.
#2. chad has a big counter in his kitchen that he says is good to dance on.
#3. he likes to hide his kitchen appliances behind wood surfaces. i think its cause he doesn't want people to think he's normal.
#4. he loves to bathe. he said it not me.
#5. he has a huge shower with 3 shower heads! shower orgies!!!!
#6. his fiancee is real :O :O
#7. he has an indoor pool and hot tub that resembles almost any hotel pool area. i think he stole it.
#8. something odd i noticed was he had mtv on his tv. which struck me as odd since i thought canada didn't get mtv.
#9 he has a huuuuge outdoor pool with a bar and a window to the pool so you can see body parts.
#10. he turned a plce for horses into a recording studio. WEAK! horses > recording studio
#11. he owns lots of automobiles. i think hes going thru a mid life crisis.

so in conclusion, i have determined that chad is a weird person who hides dead bodies in his chest, dances on counters, has shower orgies and likes to stalk people thru his pool window.

i think i am scared of him even more now.

And all of this happens in Nikki's closet?

Nope. He lives in Nikki's closet. But he has a house in BC.

He's filthy rich, so he does whatever he wants.

:W

ok. uh. wow. i mean, he's from bc and everything, but as an international rock star, i can't believe he's letting everyone know!

namkablam wrote::W

The URL for that image is "http://www.groovy-chick.com/hunks/chad.jpg"




I think it's clear. Nam is Groovy-Chick, and s/he loves hunks like Chad.

omfg!! Chad is soooo hXcorzx!!@on11@

Axtech wrote:And all of this happens in Nikki's closet?

faninor wrote:Nope. He lives in Nikki's closet. But he has a house in BC.

He's filthy rich, so he does whatever he wants.

The house and all the land are in my closet. I've got a big closet. Chad just SAYS he lives in BC.

thirdhour wrote:ok. uh. wow. i mean, he's from bc and everything, but as an international rock star, i can't believe he's letting everyone know!

He's not alone.



3/5ths of Maroon 5... and they're a band with lots of young impressionable fans. :*)**

i don't have permission to view that file!!

Hmm, well that sucks.

*tries to find somewhere that'll let you*

"with joint"

Yeah, in case you didn't know what that was while reading High Times magazine.

Nikki, you have one hell of a house. What with the whole other world thing in your closet, the porn studio in your basement, the bodies buried in the backyard, and God knows what else.

I want a shower with multiple shower heads more than anything in the entire world

Rusty wrote:Nikki, you have one hell of a house. What with the whole other world thing in your closet, the porn studio in your basement, the bodies buried in the backyard, and God knows what else.

My house is awesome.

Why do you think we have meetups here?

I thought it was because of your blood sauce spaghetti.

I thought it was more because your mom is awesome.

Good point.