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The 30,000 calorie sammich
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:14 pm
by Johnny
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/s ... p?t=127131
All I can say is that I can feel an MI comming on by reading that.

Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:15 pm
by pit_girl1
Dear God.
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:19 pm
by superrgirll
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:22 pm
by pit_girl1
I think the onion rings are what make it.
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:23 pm
by happening fish
oh my GOD that looks disgusting
barfbarfbarf
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:24 pm
by joe_canadian
holy fucking shit.
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:25 pm
by dream in japanese
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:27 pm
by joe_canadian
I can't even look at that thing.
it makes me ill.

Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:27 pm
by pit_girl1
I even felt ill *before* I saw the damn thing.
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:29 pm
by joe_canadian
it winked at me.
Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:34 pm
by Johnny
I can't even view the picture

Posted: 10/19/2005, 11:36 pm
by happening fish
the following ingredients are too disgusting for words:
Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwww.
Posted: 10/20/2005, 12:27 am
by starseed_10
How do you possibly use 154 tablespoons of oil, and 50 grams of oregano??

Posted: 10/20/2005, 12:29 am
by pit_girl1
starseed_10 wrote:How do you possibly use 154 tablespoons of oil, and 50 grams of oregano??

When you're trying to make a 3000 calorie sandwich, I guess you find some way to cram that all on there. The oil is a hell of a lot, volume-wise, though...

Posted: 10/20/2005, 12:34 am
by faninor
I prefer the catwich.
Posted: 10/20/2005, 1:48 am
by Gimme_Shelter
thats not even really a sandwich
he just took a bunch of food and put it on bread
i could take pure fat and grease and put it on bread and call it a 90000 calorie sandwich if i wanted, but why would i
and what kind of fucking slob would actually eat something like that
Posted: 10/20/2005, 6:39 am
by nikki4982
OK, now most of it is actually at least sandwich making ingredients... but CORNDOGS!?!?!?
Why would you put corndogs on a sandwich!!?!?
Posted: 10/20/2005, 7:34 am
by afealicious
i'm at school now, and i'm supposed to do an essay on franz schubert, but just now i turned to my friend and said, "hey look, apparently there's a 30 000 calorie sandwich."
then i clicked the link.
picture #1..."what"
picture #2..."the..." ("it's bigger than his fist!")
picture#3..."HELL?"
then we cracked up and didn't stop laughing for a full 5 minutes.

Posted: 10/20/2005, 8:53 am
by Axtech
Gimme_Shelter wrote:thats not even really a sandwich
he just took a bunch of food and put it on bread
i could take pure fat and grease and put it on bread and call it a 90000 calorie sandwich if i wanted, but why would i
and what kind of fucking slob would actually eat something like that
This is weird.
I was going to say almost the exact same thing (but with a different example).
I ... I'm scared.
Posted: 10/20/2005, 9:28 am
by dream in japanese
maybe we can make a documentary about a cmer who goes on a diet of only that and we'll see what happens to them
any takers??