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this thread's either gonna sink or swim

share your secrets and your friends' secrets and all those things people are secretly interested in 'cause everyone's a bit of an exhibitionist at heart

nothin' leaves the thread, board's honor

k, here i go

i'm fairly positive i've never been so close to being in luuuuuv

oh and my boy sent a picture of his stomach last night for some reason, christ, i never realized how fucking hot he is

you get the idea

c'mon let it out, guys

josh likes wangs...but i have a feeling that's not a big secret around here.

right now my various friends are bulimic, heartbroken, lonely, having secret breakdowns, torn over physical relationships, failing school, on various mood altering medications, on various mood altering illegal drugs, running desperately short on money, and very very sad in general.

they did something similiar on the messengers board .. where a username/password was created and shared with everyone .. then you login under that username, post your secret under that name, then log out .. that way it's anonymous. sort of a postsecret idea .. the username was "postsecret" .. was actually a very successful thread

okay...
I have the biggest crush on the manager of the dairy at my work
he's only 22
and sooooooooo handsome
and he knows I exist!!!

hmmm what else...
I found out my stepsis Val had sex. And she's 14.
ew.

Val isn't real.

Neither are her breasts.

Joey wrote:they did something similiar on the messengers board .. where a username/password was created and shared with everyone .. then you login under that username, post your secret under that name, then log out .. that way it's anonymous. sort of a postsecret idea .. the username was "postsecret" .. was actually a very successful thread

Except that admin can see people's IP addresses and find out who posted what.

Shh!

Axtech wrote:

Joey wrote:they did something similiar on the messengers board .. where a username/password was created and shared with everyone .. then you login under that username, post your secret under that name, then log out .. that way it's anonymous. sort of a postsecret idea .. the username was "postsecret" .. was actually a very successful thread

Except that admin can see people's IP addresses and find out who posted what.

fine, just SUCK all the fun right out of it

hehe

happeningfish wrote:right now my various friends are bulimic, heartbroken, lonely, having secret breakdowns, torn over physical relationships, failing school, on various mood altering medications, on various mood altering illegal drugs, running desperately short on money, and very very sad in general.

I also happen to hit most of those afflictions all by myself That's no secret, though.

hmmm i like this thread.

i like this guy friend but he doesn't know. and it's probably good that it stays that way.
my best friend can't stand me right now.
and sadly a lot of shit that happens between my friends and i are due to guys.
and alex: i know someone who is bullimic too

One of my best friends had her first kiss last month (after years of disinterest in guys) and has now taken to using guy after guy and calling it feminism and empowerment.

I don't want to take a guy I like around my friends because they are all cute! Gossip about myself?

kristin hooked up with joel! :O

I think i'm in love with one of my best friends. It's been years and years i've felt this way and it hasn't changed

i thought you loved me!

or at least my sweet potatos...

well I heartily agree in polygamy. So you can be my First wife ok? Keep those other wives in line ok?