i just got like
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:26 pm
20 records from a lady at work...im so jazzed, i cant wait to listen!!!
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Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:27 pm
monsters live under my bed.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:29 pm
an evil monkey lives in my closet.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:38 pm
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:45 pm
more like:
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:46 pm
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:52 pm
i love monsters inc. 
Posted: 8/23/2005, 6:57 pm
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:20 pm
fred savage does not live under my bed.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:27 pm
"Some friends can be REAL MONSTERS.
And some monsters can be REAL FRIENDS."
rofl
And some monsters can be REAL FRIENDS."
rofl
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:33 pm
no sleep whatsoever. how can one nearly fall asleep at work so quickly in a chair, yet not fall asleep so quickly in a bed???
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:39 pm
i can fall asleep at restaurants, bars....you name it, i've slept there. true story.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:42 pm
falling asleep in ditches is pretty easy in some circumstances too, but here's the $128,000 question: what's the secret?
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:44 pm
close your eyes and think of happy thoughts. and by happy thoughts, yes, i mean porn.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:45 pm
hah...just kidding, i'm just always tired so i can fall asleep at the snap of a finger. kinda like magic. and just for the record i don't think about porn in my sleep.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:48 pm
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:49 pm
p.s, when should i be expecting my $128,000?
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:49 pm
nam's got a point.
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:50 pm
i don't want to think happy thoughts. i want to experience happy thoughts. and by happy thoughts, i mean real girls. real girls > porn if ye get me drift 
Posted: 8/23/2005, 7:53 pm
no points for you.