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Now, this first song is a little ditty I wrote with a good friend of mine.

Time Zone Jingle
By Hope and Cool Master W.

Time zones seem messy,
Silly and unfair!
But once you know your time zones,
You know the time anywhere!

From Pacific time to Mountain time to crazy newfie time,
Let's learn the time zones together,
Let's all sing the rhyme!

Shoo bopa doodle liddle deedle dee, bop oh wop wop
dippity dee.

If a time zone ever steers you wrong
Don't vent and hate and scream
Just listen to the time zone song,
You won't be confused for long!

*awesome harmonica solo by our own Hope*

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R,
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

The end.

If you enjoyed this song (and you might as well remove the "if" that began this sentence), then you should buy our upcoming album, <i>Songs That Parents Like</i>.

Thank you, we're the BSB, we'll be back here in October.

aaaaaaaaaaaand dont forget to purchase the new album, "songs that parents like".

thank you, good night

EDIT: REM'd by my own band member

That's why you're the coauthor, and I'm the man.

EDIT: The man in the same way one would say, "the bomb," not like, "I'm the man you're the woman me dominant."

Haha, none of you were even thinking about the latter until now.

i love our song

Me too. I think I should go solo again, though.

It's just not working, Hopey. I...


I don't think I can accurately describe what I'm feeling right now.

Oh wait, yes I can. I feel you restrict me creatively and hold me back from achieving my true potential.

There, I said it.

:O!
but you said you need me for the lyrics!

Sigh.


You're right. Please come back

you said mean things to me

And to think, I was there for the entire creative process of that beautiful song.

yay ancient nikki.

So far the only people commenting on this song are losers and myself.

i kick you out of my band.

The topic title clearly states that these are my songs. Thus, I rule the band.

How long did it take you to write that?

With the help of Hope, 10-15 minutes.

fascinating.

I thought so.

And aren't you a little more educated?

I KNOW I AM!!!!!!!!

... wait, no... I already knew that.

no you didn't! our song enlightened you