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[08:26] <Shaka> hello
[08:26] <Shaka> I have a OLP on vhs
[08:28] <xjsb125> what do you have?
[08:28] <Shaka> show live
[08:29] <Shaka> but I just trade for a silverchair show live
[08:29] <xjsb125> what show do you have on vhs?
[08:29] <Shaka> faninor has but he doesnt want to send me
[08:29] <Shaka> let me see
[08:29] <Shaka> hey man
[08:29] <Shaka> wait
[08:29] <Shaka> what it the website of this hub?
[08:30] <xjsb125> i have no idea
[08:30] <Shaka> do u want to trade?
[08:30] <xjsb125> what show do you have?
[08:31] <Shaka> let me take a look
[08:33] <Shaka> 2004-02-12 on canada
[08:34] <Shaka> do u want to trade?
[08:35] <xjsb125> olp didnt play any shows in 2004 until august
[08:35] <xjsb125> that was a good try though
[08:35] <xjsb125> +show-ip shaka
[08:36] <xjsb125> +permban-ip 200.227.182.35
[08:36] <Shaka> no
[08:36] <xjsb125> +permban-sn Shaka


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Several months later.....
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Rodrigo says:
hello guy
Rodrigo says:
i need to talk with you
Joshua says:
Yeah?
Rodrigo says:
I downloaded a very rare show from silverchair
Rodrigo says:
do u wanna trade??
Joshua says:
What show?
Rodrigo says:
i need henry fonda 27.05.03
Joshua says:
What one do you have?
Rodrigo says:
I Have
Rodrigo says:
2003.06.10 - London, England - Shepherds Bush Empire
Joshua says:
Audio or video?
Rodrigo says:
audio


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Minutes later
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Rodrigo says:
do you have henry fonda 27.05.03 in video or mp3??
Rodrigo says:
?
Joshua says:
Video.
Rodrigo says:
do u know transform?
Rodrigo says:
to mp3?
Joshua says:
Maybe.
Rodrigo says:
why?
Joshua says:
It takes a long time to do.
Rodrigo says:
wheres the show?
Rodrigo says:
in your home?
Joshua says:
It's packed in a box with a bunch of other DVD's.




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Later that day...
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Rodrigo says:
hello
Rodrigo says:
will we trade?
Rodrigo says:
did u speak with your girlfriend?
Joshua says:
Oh crap.
Joshua says:
I completely forgot.
Rodrigo says:
oh my god
Rodrigo says:
let trade man!
Rodrigo says:
lets trade!
Rodrigo says:
i am brazilian!
Rodrigo says:
speak!!!!
Rodrigo says:
will yuo trade or not?
Joshua says:
Not right now.
Rodrigo says:
will you trade the show with me or not?
Joshua says:
I don't have time to convert it to mp3.
Rodrigo says:
i mneed this show
Joshua says:
I don't like to trade mp3's anyways.
Rodrigo says:
send me
Joshua says:
No serious trader will accept a show in mp3 format.
Rodrigo says:
www.yousendit.com
Joshua says:
So they're practically worthless to me. It would just be if my girlfriend wants something you have, then I would trade.
Rodrigo says:
send the show to this site
Rodrigo says:
can you send the show fro this site?
Joshua says:
The whole DVD? No way, that's like 4 gigabytes.
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
MP#
Rodrigo says:
mp3
Joshua says:
I just said I don't have time to convert it right now, and I'm not interested in mp3's that much.
Rodrigo says:
hwne can you convert the show?
Rodrigo says:
when
Rodrigo says:
can
Rodrigo says:
you
Rodrigo says:
convert
Rodrigo says:
the
Rodrigo says:
show
Rodrigo says:
to
Rodrigo says:
mp3
Rodrigo says:
for
Rodrigo says:
me
Joshua says:
If my girlfriend wants the show you have, I'll do it when I have time.
Rodrigo says:
give me the email of your girlfriend!
Rodrigo says:
i will talk with her
Joshua says:
No.
Rodrigo says:
why
Joshua says:
Because you should just be impatient.
Joshua says:
I mean patient.
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
I will be patient
Joshua says:
Okay.
Rodrigo says:
give me
Rodrigo says:
the email
Joshua says:
Why?
Joshua says:
I thought you said you will be patient.
Rodrigo says:
i wil trade the show
Rodrigo says:
OKAY
Rodrigo says:
bye
Joshua says:
Bye.
Joshua says:
You know what.
Joshua says:
I don't think I'll even ask her.
Joshua says:
Silverchair's a good band.
Joshua says:
But their fans suck.
Joshua says:
I've run the Silverchair hub for two years.
Joshua says:
Every fucking Silverchair fan who joins it is exactly like you.
Joshua says:
"give me, give me, give me"



*Rodrigo signs off*

Joshua says:
AH HA!
Joshua says:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Joshua says:
Run away!




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The next day....
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Rodrigo says:
hello
Joshua says:
Hi.
Rodrigo says:
did u decide?
Rodrigo says:
I don't like to disturb anybody
Rodrigo says:
but I need this show
Rodrigo says:
a lot
Joshua says:
I've been running the Our Lady Peace/Nickelback/Silverchair hub for 2 years.
Joshua says:
I really don't understand.
Joshua says:
How 19 our of 20 Silverchair fans who join are exactly the same.
Rodrigo says:
but I have many shows and I can trade with you
Joshua says:
I don't want your shows.
Rodrigo says:
what can I do for you send me this show???
Joshua says:
Nothing.
Joshua says:
I'm not going to send it to you.
Rodrigo says:
oh my god
Rodrigo says:
please
Joshua says:
Silverchair fans are the fucking worst crowd I've come across in all my experience with music.
Joshua says:
They're all about trading.
Joshua says:
You give me a show, I'll give you a show.
Rodrigo says:
I agree with you
Joshua says:
The hub I run is a place designed for people to share what they have.
Rodrigo says:
do you use soulseek?
Joshua says:
Without being so concerned about a 1 thing for 1 thing trade.
Rodrigo says:
I agree with you
Joshua says:
Well, so the Silverchair fans come in there.
Joshua says:
They take what they want.
Joshua says:
And then they leave.
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
i dont leave
Joshua says:
They hardly ever contribute anything.
Rodrigo says:
if I share everything what do I have of silverchair you send me the show?
Joshua says:
If you share everything?
Rodrigo says:
yes
Joshua says:
Have you used ftp before?
Rodrigo says:
I share everything!




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Later in the conversation...
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Joshua says:
I want you to send first.
Rodrigo says:
send what?
Rodrigo says:
?
Joshua says:
I'm looking at your list.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
lets trade by soulseek?
Joshua says:
I want to use my ftp.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
ok




Rodrigo says:
are u converting the show now?
Joshua says:
Not yet.
Rodrigo says:
why
Joshua says:
I've been doing other things.




Joshua says:
There's a folder labelled "trade" which things can be put into.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
when will you convert the show to mp3?
Joshua says:
You can put the Furnace show in there.
Rodrigo says:
sure
Rodrigo says:
today?
Joshua says:
After you send me the things that I'd like, I'll put the show up for you.
Rodrigo says:
how many shows do u want?
Joshua says:
I'm not sure, I haven't gone through your whole list.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
can u upload the show when i finish uload your show?
Rodrigo says:
please
Joshua says:
I'll upload it once I get the shows that I want from you.




Rodrigo says:
this ftp is very complicated!
Rodrigo says:
I dont know use
Rodrigo says:
lets trade by soulseek
Joshua says:
Okay.
Joshua says:
I'll install Soulseek later tonight.
Joshua says:
I just found the LA DVD's.
Joshua says:
You needed 5-26?
Rodrigo says:
install soulseek now man
Rodrigo says:
no, i just need 27.05
Joshua says:
Okay, whoops.
Rodrigo says:
install
Joshua says:
My dinner just finished cooking.
Joshua says:
I will install when I come back.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
hey
Joshua says:
Yes?
Rodrigo says:
convert the show man
Joshua says:
I will start that tonight too.
Joshua says:
But for now, I'm going to go eat dinner before it gets cold.



Joshua says:
Hi.
Rodrigo says:
hi
Rodrigo says:
did u isntall soulseek?
Joshua says:
I just got back from dinner.
Joshua says:
I'm going to now.
Rodrigo says:
how many minuts??
Rodrigo says:
did u convenrt???
Rodrigo says:
the show?
Joshua says:
Not yet.
Joshua says:
I just got back from dinner.
Rodrigo says:
I have to go to the bathroom!
Rodrigo says:
I will come back soon!
Joshua says:
Okay.
Joshua says:
I hope to see you back soon!
Rodrigo says:
hey
Rodrigo says:
did u isntall soulseek????
Joshua says:
I'm downloading it now.
Joshua says:
I will install as soon as it is done.
Rodrigo says:
my nickname in soulseek is : rodrigo_89
Rodrigo says:
I'll come back soon
Joshua says:
Okay!
Joshua says:
I need to set up port forwarding on my dsl modem and router for soulseek. I have to wait for an email I'm sending to finish before I can, because it'll reset my internet connection when I do that.
Joshua says:
How do I find you on soulseek?
Joshua says:
This program is confusing.


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On soulseek
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I lost my conversation with him on soulseek, but the guy's an idiot. He kept changing the deal, telling me to upload the show now, etc. Finally I made a deal that he agreed to. I could get him back on the hub if he shared everything he had. He could download anything from anyone, and after I get what I want from him on there I would share with him the show he wanted so badly. I warned him not to bother the hub users about his show.

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Back on the hub...
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[17:37] <Shaka> hello people!
[17:38] <Shaka> who has the show of henry fonda of the silverchair?
[17:52] <PeaceEleven> hey josh
[17:52] <Shaka> hello
[17:53] <PeaceEleven> hey Shaka
[17:53] <Shaka> hi
[17:54] <PeaceEleven> hor w u doing
[17:54] <Shaka> what?
[17:55] <PeaceEleven> oh LOL
[17:55] <PeaceEleven> How r u doing ?
[17:55] <faninor> Hi Jon!
[17:56] <Shaka> do u have henry fonda 27.05.03 in mo3 pearce?
[17:57] <Shaka> i need henry fonda from silvrechair, who sends this show fro me?
[17:57] <faninor> The user Shaka has been temporarily muted.
[17:57] <Trig> Okies :X
[17:57] <George> The user, Shaka, was kicked by nikki4982. IP: 200.227.182.96

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That didn't last long.
Back on soulseek, I pissed him off enough that he called the deal off entirely.
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This afternoon while I was away.

(14:51) [rodrigo_89] remove my songs!

And also a message from a new person!

(15:21) [chair-2005] hello guy
(15:21) [chair-2005] are you here now?

Now my first thought was of a previous conversation:

Rodrigo says:
hello guy
Rodrigo says:
i need to talk with you

dear GOD i read the whole thing, that guy just won't quit will he!!

And then I got back.

[jfaninord] What do you mean?
[jfaninord] I did remove them.
(15:34) [rodrigo_89] NO
(15:34) [rodrigo_89] YOU DIDNT REMOVE
(15:34) [rodrigo_89] REMOVE NOW!
(15:34) [rodrigo_89] I WONT TRADE WITH YOU
[jfaninord] I have nothing queued from you man.
(15:34) [rodrigo_89] do u wanna a chance to trade with me or not?
[jfaninord] No.
[jfaninord] You lie.
(15:35) [rodrigo_89] fuck you
(15:35) [rodrigo_89] I dont lie
[jfaninord] You lied to renanrba and me.
(15:35) [rodrigo_89] YOU LIE!
[jfaninord] You said you lost BDO from 2002.
[jfaninord] You had it shared when you went on the hub.
(15:35) [rodrigo_89] renanrba?
[jfaninord] I saw all of them.
[jfaninord] Yes he was going to trade you London June 10 2003 for some of the BDO shows.

And then rodrigo signed off.

And chair-2005 signed on.

(15:21) [chair-2005] hello guy
(15:21) [chair-2005] are you here now?
(15:36) [chair-2005] hey guy
(15:36) [chair-2005] wherer are you from?
(15:37) [chair-2005] I took your email
(15:38) [chair-2005] i know u have a lot of silverchair concerts
[jfaninord] Hi.
(15:38) [chair-2005] is it true?
[jfaninord] I am from the United States.
(15:38) [chair-2005] Hi
(15:38) [chair-2005] I am from italy
(15:39) [chair-2005] i know u have many shows from silverchair
[jfaninord] I have quite a few Silverchair shows, yes.
(15:39) [chair-2005] great
(15:39) [chair-2005] me too
[jfaninord] Cool.
[jfaninord] I have a question.
[jfaninord] Do you know someone that uses the screenname rodrigo_89 ?
[jfaninord] He won't leave me alone.
[jfaninord] And he tried to cheat me for a Silverchair show.
(15:40) [chair-2005] do you want to trade with me guy?
[jfaninord] Maybe.
[jfaninord] Can you email a list of what you have to me?
(15:40) [chair-2005] I dont know this boy
[jfaninord] jfaninord@hotmail.com
(15:41) [chair-2005] I send by slsk
[jfaninord] Okay.
[jfaninord] That works to.
(15:41) [chair-2005] I have 19 shows in mp3
[jfaninord] And if you ever run across that guy.
[jfaninord] Don't trust him, he lies.
(15:42) [chair-2005] okya
(15:42) [chair-2005] thanks!
(15:42) [chair-2005] u are cool!
[jfaninord] Hehe.
[jfaninord] I have about 70 shows in mp3 and 30 in video I think.
(15:43) [chair-2005] great
(15:43) [chair-2005] i went to a show in USA 2003
[jfaninord] Yes?
[jfaninord] What city?
(15:45) [chair-2005] los angeles
[jfaninord] Cool.
[jfaninord] I'm having trouble getting soulseek to work.
[jfaninord] Could you send your list of shows to be my email?
[jfaninord] Did you go to both nights in Los Angeles?
(15:46) [chair-2005] ok
(15:46) [chair-2005] oh sure!
(15:46) [chair-2005] wonderful shows
[jfaninord] Cool.
[jfaninord] jfaninord@hotmail.com <- email your list to there
(15:48) [chair-2005] take my list in slsk
[jfaninord] It isn't working, I don't know what's wrong.
(15:48) [chair-2005] ok
(15:48) [chair-2005] wait
(15:49) [chair-2005] whats shows do u need
[jfaninord] i can't see your list
[jfaninord] please email it to jfaninord@hotmail.com
(15:51) [chair-2005] ok
(15:52) [chair-2005] i will copy my list here
(15:52) [chair-2005] 1994.11.25 - The Bowlow, Sydney
(15:52) [chair-2005] 1997.03.03 - Bataclan, Paris France
(15:52) [chair-2005] 2003.06.09 - London, England - Shepherds Bush Empire
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2003.06.07 - Nürnberg, Germany Rock Im Park Festival
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2003.05.23 - Toronto, Canada - The Kool Haus
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2003.05.15 - Credicad Hall, São Paulo
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2002.04.02 - Nova FM Acoustic
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2002.04.01 - Triple J, The Wireless
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2002.02.04 - On Rove
(15:53) [chair-2005] 2002.02.03 - Perth, Australia - Big Day Out Festival 2002
(15:54) [chair-2005] 2002.01.20 - Gold Coast, Australia - Big Day Out Festival 2002
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1999.12.11 - Homebake Festival, Sydney Australia
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1999.11.20 - The Tabernacle, Atlanta
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1999.11.06 - The Electric Factory, Philadelphia
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1999.09.17 - Rockline Acoustic
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1999.09.04 - Independent Days Festival, Bologna, Italy
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1999.09.01 - Paris, Le Zenith - Support The Offspring
(15:54) [chair-2005] 1997.09.05 - Boston, USA - The Avalon
(15:54) [chair-2005] these are my shows
(15:55) [chair-2005] i think u have everything
[jfaninord] Oh.
[jfaninord] What do you want from my shows?
(15:56) [chair-2005] what do you have from my list?
(15:56) [chair-2005] i'd like to have henry fonda la 26.05.03
[jfaninord] The first night?
[jfaninord] I don't have those shows.
(15:57) [chair-2005] i dont know
(15:57) [chair-2005] do you have the second night
[jfaninord] Yes but I don't know if I want to trade it.
(15:58) [chair-2005] oh.
(15:58) [chair-2005]
(15:58) [chair-2005] do u have it in mp3 or video?
[jfaninord] I have on DVD.
(15:59) [chair-2005] can you send me this show in mp3
(15:59) [chair-2005] please
[jfaninord] Look I'm going out in a couple minutes.
[jfaninord] Could you send me an email and we can set up a trade in email?
[jfaninord] I am not sure if I am going to keep using Soulseek.
[jfaninord] So email is the best way to contact me.
(16:00) [chair-2005] :'(
[jfaninord] But you have a show that I am very much looking for.
[jfaninord] So I think we might be able to set up a trade.
(16:01) [chair-2005] what show do u want from me?
[jfaninord] Just email me at jfaninord@hotmail.com and say you're chair-2005 from soulseek.
[jfaninord] 2002.02.03 - Perth, Australia - Big Day Out Festival 2002 is the one I was interested in.
(16:01) [chair-2005] can u send this show on www.yousendit.com ?
(16:01) [chair-2005] enry fonda la
[jfaninord] I have to go now man.
[jfaninord] Send me an email and we'll work something out.
[jfaninord] Bye!
(16:02) [chair-2005] ok
(16:02) [chair-2005] when will u come back?
[jfaninord] I'm not certain it could be a while.
(16:02) [chair-2005] bye
(16:02) [chair-2005] bye

And then chair-2005 signs off.

A few seconds later, Rodrigo signs on.

[jfaninord] Ha ha I am going to trade Henry Fonda 05-27 to someone else!
(16:12) [rodrigo_89] what?
[jfaninord] I will tell him not to trade to you.
[jfaninord] He is going to email me.
[jfaninord] And then we will work out a trade.
[jfaninord] And I will tell him, "don't trade with rodrigo_89, he lies and will try to cheat you."

I await an email from chair-2005 so that I can see his ip address is in Brazil, rather than Italy as he would like me to think.

What if these are the same person? Bad English, both want to trade with Soulseek for the same show, one logs off then the other comes on...

Check their IPs.

Could also be friends or something.

it's obviously the same guy.

terrible

good luck, and burn him to hell and back!

nice one sherlock

Shut up!

From the way Josh was narrating, I assumed he hadn't figured it out.

That Rodigo is an odd odd man.

Yeah I'm convinced that the're the same guy hahaha.

I just can't believe that he would actually try that and be that obvious about it and think that I would buy it.

Axtech wrote:Shut up!

From the way Josh was narrating, I assumed he hadn't figured it out.

from the way josh was narrating, i assumed he had figured it out.

This kid is hilarious.

superrgirll wrote:

Axtech wrote:Shut up!

From the way Josh was narrating, I assumed he hadn't figured it out.

from the way josh was narrating, i assumed he had figured it out.

lori wins

superrgirll wrote:nice one sherlock

boobies

I hate everyone equally. I would also like my 5 minutes back after reading all that.

I wish I hadn't closed my PM window with him from before I kicked him from the hub. It went something like:

<Shaka> hi can you help me?
<nikki4982> no
<Shaka> hi
<Shaka> i want henry fonda la, do you have?
<nikki4982> no

*goes to main chat and kicks*

It was longer than that, and there was more broken English pestering me repeating the same thing over and over again... but I like how I said "no", yet he continued bothering me.

this dude is going to pay the ultimate price!!

We're gonna kill him?