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In one of the 30 largest cities in the US.

I wasn't planning on it.

Weirdest/scariest/whatever moment: there are a lot of benches on the sidewalk that are like two benches that share one back. I walked past a bum who was on one of these benches, leaned over the back and looking down at the seat on the other side. I think there were drops of blood on the seat below his face.

I spent at least half of the night drinking caffeine at a gas station.

I feel really tired and dirty right now.

I'm going to go take a shower, and then I'm going to go to sleep.

Where were you Josh? What happened???

Umm, I went to see Presidents of the United States of America in Portland and didn't realize I wouldn't be able to get back into the Greyhound station until 6:30 AM. The only time I've been to the Portland Greyhound before, I had a long layover from like 3 AM to 7:15 AM. I assumed that meant it would be open at random hours in the middle of the night.

And this angered you so much that you assaulted a bum?

No!

While I was sitting outside the gas station, another bum walked past and asked me if he knew me.

you should have given him a sandwich and a hug.

He recognized you as the guy who beat on his friend!!!

I didn't have a sandwich.

You should have bought one.

BECAUSE BEATING UP THE PARKBENCH BUM MADE YOU HUNGRY AND YOU ATE THEM ALL?

The bum who walked past at the gas station also said that I had found a nice place to hide back in the corner of the gas station parking lot.

Does this mean I would make a good bum?

Can ya spare 50 cents?

Just assume the clothes and identity of the one you killed

I need to finish the hub site revisions first.

you should have found a tim hortons.

once my friends alyx kyle pierre and i slept in a tim hortons. its a long story, and we were far from home.

I dunno what Tim Hortons is.

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Okay I'm really tired, night!

USA, Sinead

Alex, I missed you.

Thats really weird. theres a timmy ho's on like every street here.