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Put your gear in your pants
And do the hub dance
(dance dance dance)
Put a mic down your pants
And do the hub dance
(dance dance dance)

Now we're ready!
Yeah!
Now we're ready for the show!
Now we're ready!
Uh huh!
Now we're ready, here we go!

Get that hand in your pants
Iiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
(dance dance dance)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
And do the hub dance
(dance dance dance)

Now we're ready!
Yeah!
Now we're ready for the show!
Now we're ready!
Uh huh!
Now we're ready, here we go!

I'm not worried about what others think
They say I'm some perverted fan
They don't know I'm from the hub
Cuz I wrote CC on my hand!

"Hey Nam"
"WHAT!"
"Check out my crotch!"
"Eeeeeeaaaahhh"

*does the hub dance*

You hubbers are an odd bunch, if I do say so myself.

i think lil jon should remix that

My bootlegs bring all the boys to the hub
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can ban you
If you try to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me what the hub goes crazy for
They lose their files
The way I wind, I think it's time

Lala-lalala
Share it out
Lala-lalala
The hub is waiting

it's dangerous staying up that late with nothing to do

phantasmagoria wrote:it's dangerous staying up that late with nothing to do

Oh, I have way more to do than I'd like.

Will this hub dance bring my olpness back to me?

Only if you do it every night at midnight, in the streets, while wearing a cowboy costume.

I got leather chaps and a leather cowboy hat. Does that count?

That's fine.

Methinks I should pierce my nipples, get a belly button ring, grow a handle bar mustache and get a pair of aviator shades to complete the ensemble.

See you next year at Church and Wellesley.

I just want to be a macho man