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Stories optional.

Hmm, I am changing the poll options because I've decided it is impossible to know that you haven't.

I used to have a teddybear on my bed, and it had trousers and a shirt on. I went to sleep one night and the next morning, my hand was in the teddybears trousers! Round' the front end!!

The embarassment was the fact that three girls had been over for a sleepover and saw, and took polaroids.

That's awesome. Glad I added the "or anything."

as far as i know, i haven't.

How did I know Sinead was going to have an awesomie story about this?

This thread is totally random! I like it! Sorry, no story, though.

Can we get those polaroids posted here on the CM?

:::troy:::

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Does oneself count?

yes.

happeningfish wrote:How did I know Sinead was going to have an awesomie story about this?

because sinead is a whore who likes to fondle

Chanandler Bong wrote:Does oneself count?

How did I know you were going to be the first to say that (even though I myself thought of it too)?

Well, what else was I going to say?

Chanandler Bong wrote:Well, what else was I going to say?

Professor Plum in the study with a candlestick?

Professor Plum fondled himself in the study with a candlestick?

Was it lit?

HOT!

That's gotta hurt.

but it feels sooooo goood!

*runs away from thread and never looks back*

*does the same as Sonya*