This joke is so cool it's hardly a joke at all!
Posted: 4/13/2005, 1:02 am
PERFECT COUPLE!
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple
along with Santa Claus had an accident. Only
one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Highlight for Answer!)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa
Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a
car accident.
Men Keep scrolling!
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
End Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple
along with Santa Claus had an accident. Only
one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Highlight for Answer!)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa
Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a
car accident.
Men Keep scrolling!
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
End Joke
