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first muffin's like: "Oh my God it's hot in here!"

second muffin's like: "No shit, we're in an oven."

mmm. muffin. I AM THE MUFFIN HUNTER!!!

do you know the muffin man?

That makes me think of Shrek.

The Pilsbury guy is cool.

Now I want a muffin, darn it.

i had a muffin for lunch today

Wait are we talking about like, food muffins?

i figured this thread was about someone on the cm being pregnant with twins

First muffin: Damn, it's hot in here.

Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!

First muffin: I'm hungry
Second muffin: NOOOOOOO!

First muffin: Did you hear the one about two muffins in an oven?

Second muffin: No. How does that one go?

First muffin: Well, the first muffin says "Oh my god, it's hot in here", the second muffin says "No shit, we're in an oven", then they both get slowly and painfully burned to death.

Second muffin: What a tragic tale.

First muffin: I know. It keeps me up at night.

Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!

i want to make muffins!!!!

I sure could go for a muffin right about now.

two muffins in an oven...

i wish i knew what happened, but the whole thing was censored.

Axtech wrote:First muffin: Damn, it's hot in here.

Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!

- the mad connotation

Thats my joke!!!! I Thought it was at least. i guess not anymore Thou hast stolen from thine!


Im sure thats all wrong. who cares!

MUFFINS!

three muffins in an oven.....

three muffins in an oven, sittin' in a tree...

m-u-f-f-i-n-g

Er., i mean.. three muffins in an oven... sitting in... an .. oven?