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I realized today.

Good thing I don't drive.

haha I can't stand people who walk slowly. Especially when I'm in a hurry. One time I threw this old lady off over the railing of the second floor of the mall, luckily she landed in the fountain.

She still died though.

Yeah I know.

Today two jerks were WALKING SLOWLY and then SLOWED DOWN MORE to TALK TO EACH OTHER.

This was in front of the library, and we have like a long raised concrete area where lots of people sit and have lunch or smoke or whatever. I walked quickly around them right when we got to it and cut them off.

Then slowed down.

It was great.

I walk slowly.

It's cool to walk slowly when you've got headphones on and you're strutting to Bill Withers or the Bee Gees or Al Green.

It's okay to walk slowly as long as you keep a path open for people to pass!

Not if you fill your clothes with pillows, put on a huge red sweater, walk wide legged, almost like a waddle strut and pretend you're a white Fat Albert.

Then it's awesome.

I strut down the street whilst listening to Staying Alive.

exactly, bee gees like I mentioned!

That's very optimistic with people like me and Lando around!

That's "Lando and I" sir.

Actually it's "Lando and me."

I think you're drunk.

I'm still right though!

When I strut down the street, people stare in awe at my awesomness.

thats because everyone is thinking


"holy shit is that guy ever stayin alive"

Joshag wrote:I'm still right though!

I don't deny it drunken sailor!

don't worry josh i have it to. i can't stand when people walk slow. especially when it's somewhere tons of people are walking. these two girls were just strolling along the other day when i was trying to walk to the train and i wanted to push them.

I hate those kind of people too...especially if they walk in like a straight line of four people or something!! with their jeans falling down, it's like...wtf do you WANT to piss me off?

i cant stand it!! it's freaking irritating.
i also hate the sidewalk because i had to shovel it