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MTV
Posted: 2/6/2005, 11:50 pm
by Scutley
Is anyone sick of MTV not having any music hardly ever anymore. If MTV is called "Music Televison" they is should play music. If not then call it CTV= Crappy Televison, or RTV= Reality Televson NOT MTV.
Posted: 2/6/2005, 11:53 pm
by evanw60
That's profound.
Posted: 2/6/2005, 11:59 pm
by Lando
that's why they created MTV2
Posted: 2/7/2005, 12:28 am
by beautiful liar
fun fun fun in the fluffy chair, flame up the herb woof down some beer.
Hi! I'm your video dj.
I always talk like i'm wigged out on quaaludes
i wear a black baseball jacket everywhere i go.
my job is to hunt and destroy
what's left of your imagination
by feeding you endless doses
of sugar-coated mindless garbage.
so don't create! be sedate!
be a vegetable at home
and thwack on that dial!
if we have our way even you will believe
that this is the future of rock and roll!
MTV...get off the air!
How far will you go?
How low will you stoop?
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill.
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
into Pat Boone sedation
making sure nothing gets left to the imagination
M.T.V. get off the...
M.T.V. get off the...
M.T.V. get off the air.
Get off the air!
See the latest rejects from the muppet show
wag their tits and their dicks
as they lip-synch on screen.
There's something I don't like
about a band who always smiles
another tax write-off
for some schmuck who doesn't care
M.T.V. Get off the...
M.T.V. Get off the...
M.T.V. Get off the air.
Get off the air!
And so it was
our beloved corporate gods
claimed they created rock video.
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
as commercial TV has in 25.
"It's the new frontier," they say,
"It's wide open, anything can happen!"
But you've got a lot of nerve
to call yourself a pioneer
when you're too god-damn conservative
to take real chances.
Tin-eared,
graph-paper brained accountants
instead of music fans
call all the shots at giant record companies now
the lowest common denominator rules.
Forget honesty,
forget creativity,
The dumbest buy the mostest,
that's the name of the game
But sales are slumping,
and no one will say why
could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?
M.T.V. - Get off the air!
NOW!
MTV...get off the air!
MTV...get off the air! - The Dead Kennedys
Posted: 2/7/2005, 12:46 am
by nikki4982
Lando wrote:that's why they created MTV2
Which is also nothing but crappy shows, too, now.
I finally don't feel bad anymore for not having MTV2.
Posted: 2/7/2005, 2:12 am
by Lando
lies! I saw a music video on it once
Re: MTV
Posted: 2/7/2005, 7:05 am
by Me&MyOneManArmy
Scutley wrote:Is anyone sick of MTV not having any music hardly ever anymore. If MTV is called "Music Televison" they is should play music. If not then call it CTV= Crappy Televison, or RTV= Reality Televson NOT MTV.
I agree, they is SHOULD play some music, I never hear Britney Spears or Ashlee Simpson music anymore

Posted: 2/7/2005, 11:04 am
by Axtech
CTV = Canadian Television

Posted: 2/7/2005, 11:35 am
by Long Jonny
which equals crappy television
Posted: 2/7/2005, 11:46 am
by starseed_10
i think food network should start feeding me more

Posted: 2/7/2005, 11:47 am
by Johnny
Global TV is where its at
Posted: 2/7/2005, 11:32 pm
by nikki4982
starseed_10 wrote:i think food network should start feeding me more

I second that!!!
Those jerks make so much food and never give me even a BITE!

Posted: 2/8/2005, 6:43 pm
by Hope
whats the point of MTV2? i dun understand..
Posted: 2/8/2005, 8:49 pm
by Lando
at first it was for the music, now it's equally as crappily awesome as MTV 1