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For this game you have to re-write song lyrics and hopefully they won't suck. Like my first one.

Oasis - Wondercrack (From the point of view of the dealer, then user)

Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna sell some crack to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized that you'll be high by 2:00
I don't believe that anybody
Will feel the way you do right about...... now!

Deadbeat the crack that's on the street
will fuck you up till you start a fire in your house
I'm sure you think you've been this high before
But until now you've never seen a flying trout
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way you do right about now

And all the drugs you've used till now are mind bending
And all the lights you light up with are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to sell to you
but I'm all out now

Because maybe
You're gonna be the thing that kills me
So give it back
I want more wondercrack

Today could possibly be the day
that me and my crack are through
By now I should've somehow
Realized that'll never be true
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now <--- (he's rocking his crack in his arms like a baby)

And all the drugs I've used till now are mind bending
And all the lights I light up with are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say and do
But I'm too high now

I said maybe
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
I need a snack
I choose my wondercrack

I said maybe
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
And until I'm living in a shack
I'll love my wondercrack

Said maybe
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me

The End

Please also note that drugs are bad kids and this song is not meant to promote drugs in any way.

Stay in school.

BAHAHHAHAHAHA, awesome.

Lando wrote:I need a snack
I choose my wondercrack

That's DEFINITELY my favorite part.

that's just hilarious

I'll post Tragically Poor's... soon. Not right now, though. I'm still waking up.

About you now <--- (he's rocking his crack in his arms like a baby)

bahahaha.

Come on people! Get creative! I could do many of these!

And now I'm too tired cos I wanna go to bed.

Tomorrow...... maybe.

I once made "I hope you dance" into "I Hope You Die (kyle)." with the help of a friend. damn I hated that guy.

I once rewrote Innocent to have good lyrics in the verses, involving real world issues and meaningful insights.

Then I burned it as part of an effigy of Bob Rock.

Enough stories, more lyrics.

Axtech wrote:I once rewrote Innocent to have good lyrics in the verses, involving real world issues and meaningful insights.

Then I burned it as part of an effigy of Bob Rock.

I didn't realize you took that hatred so seriously, Robbo. Maybe you should seek professional help.

OK, now for my "band's" songs... the second one you probably would have to know Josh to fully understand, but it's probably amusing to random people, anyhow. These are circa 2000, and I was more involved with the production side of the album than anything.

...And She's Buying A 7-11 [download]
(reggae parody of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zepplin)
by Tragically Poor

Rasta/Lead Vocals: Greg
Guitar Mon: Sean
Drums/Higman: Bare

*Reggae gibberish* It's time to roll the hot dogs, mon, and make up all the slurpees. Here I go!

Dere's a lady who's sure,
All dat glitters is gold,
And she buying a 7-11.

She cook hot dogs all day,
And make donuts dey bake,
And get stuck working night shifts on weekends.

Spin the slurpee machine,
Keep dem floors squeaky clean,
Or your manager will eat your face off.

She see people she know,
Tell her, "Hey, yo job blows!
This is worse than Burger King with Higman."

YEAH DDP! FWAAAAA!

Shut de fuck up mon!

Yet she still toils on,
Mops and scrubs all day long,
For her $5.25 every hour.

Dat's it mon, dat's all she got.
I like it mon.

You just destroyed a great American anthem, man!

Eat my fuck, boy.



Josh Doesn't Matter [download]
(parody of "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica)
by Tragically Poor

Lead Vocals: Greg
Guitar: Monkey, Sean
Backup Vocals: Bare

So small, no matter how far,
Parents took away his blue car,
He's got a nifty forceps scar,
And Josh doesn't matter.

Wish he'd keep his cock away,
I don't need to see it everyday,
Someone just keep him at bay,
No Josh doesn't matter.

He had green hair for a while,
Shaved his body for a smile,
Smells like ca-ca and poopoo,
Peepee toooooooo....

Rides around in Bare's cramped up trunk,
Wishin' we was some kinda punk,
Kate seems to think that he's a big hunk,
But Josh doesn't matter!
Yeah-heah!

Aaagh!

So small, no matter how far,
Parents took away his blue caaaaa-aaarr,
He's got a nifty forceps scaaaa-aaar,
No, Josh doesn't matter.

I should mention that our original songs were better than our parodies.

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I should also add that I haven't listened to the songs yet, but the lyrics are quite amusing!

nikki4982 wrote:

Axtech wrote:I once rewrote Innocent to have good lyrics in the verses, involving real world issues and meaningful insights.

Then I burned it as part of an effigy of Bob Rock.

I didn't realize you took that hatred so seriously, Robbo. Maybe you should seek professional help.

I'm not being a sarcastic asshole this time though! Really! I actually did rewrite it. I posted it on the board a long time ago. Like, soon after Gravity was released.

I rewrote a bunch of songs for my english project on macbeth last year! but i don't remember most of them. uhhh...one i did to rasputina's 'A Quitter' Lady Macbeth sings it.

I have worked out every small detail
in this plan i made, this thing which cannot fail.
i dare myself to do this one thing;
ducan will die so my husband can be king.

i'll be queen one day, you'll see.
you will bow before me.

i don't think Macbeth will do this thing,
he is far too nice to kill the reigning king.
i'll have to manipulate him
to make him able to slay king duncan.

i'll be queen one day, you'll see.
no one can resist me.
no one at all.

There used to be a thread on the CM with paradies and I made like 5, only I don't think the thread exists anymore which is sad.

haha. We changed the lyrics to lots of songs..


Not A Virgin-ANti-Madonna

I made it in the wilderness
Somehow I made it with you.
didn;t know how great it was till I *f* you.


It was neat complete
I'd been had, I was black and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

not a virgin
I've been *f* too many times
not a virgin
always having sex on my mind

we only did the first verse. What cn I say we were a bit blitz and this song came on ...


there are more, but done as jokes with friends that you wouldn;t get..

one of my friends and I changed the lyrics to SOT to fit us. LOL..