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Your Choice. Pick One.
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:26 am
by theshoppingchannel
Images are courtesy of two talented ClumsyMonkey members.
Pick one. Any one.
Which *cough* imaginary hooker is better?

Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:29 am
by thirdhour
I love when the shopping channel gives me choices. And a payment plan.
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:30 am
by Dr. Hobo
so its a choice between a 2 different sized breasts or someone who's face appears to be peeling off her skin?
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:32 am
by theshoppingchannel
It's not my fault the two who drew those can't draw properly.
But hey, don't shoot the messenger!

Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:34 am
by thirdhour
You didn't offer me a payment plan FUCKER!

Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:34 am
by Dr. Hobo
but but but
that is what the choice boils down to in real life too!
well
the part about whats her faces .. ummm face
im kinda scared of that lohan character too so ive never exactly well examined her relative breast sizes

Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:42 am
by theshoppingchannel
Since the item is on clearance, it is like Today's Showstopper.
Therefore, we do not have to offer Easy Pay.
Direct your complaint to the assholes at Rogers Media.

Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:44 am
by Dr. Hobo
i dislike rogers
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:46 am
by theshoppingchannel
Um... does anybody even like Rogers?

Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:48 am
by Dr. Hobo
yes
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:48 am
by thirdhour
Mr. Rogers is probably fairly fond.
Posted: 1/31/2005, 2:47 am
by closeyoureyes
Both of them are ugly alien whores. One is orange and the other is so old she looks like she's getting mouldy.
Posted: 1/31/2005, 4:31 am
by Lando
If they were mixed together they'd make one hot woman!
Posted: 1/31/2005, 10:26 am
by Sonya
come on, people! vote for the crazy tanorexic she-man lindsay lohan thing!
Posted: 1/31/2005, 11:55 am
by Rusty
I know I did.
Posted: 1/31/2005, 11:59 am
by Bandalero
shopping networks suck, i like to go out with the crowds and fight over the last pair of chones.
oh and lindsey lohan has balls, scary.
Posted: 1/31/2005, 12:12 pm
by starvingeyes
is that a turd hanging down from lohan's skirt?
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:26 pm
by closeyoureyes
No That's her testicals
Posted: 1/31/2005, 1:27 pm
by Axtech
Posted: 1/31/2005, 7:20 pm
by Sonya
starvingeyes wrote:is that a turd hanging down from lohan's skirt?
i *think* it's meant to be pubic hair.
