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super M says:
all of tonight's conversation has made snoop go:
FLO says:
why?
super M says:
...hmmm...i don't know somewhere between talking about canniballism and calling me a grumpy poopy pie...it all went downhill
FLO says:
awwww....
super M says:
LOL
FLO says:
im sad...
super M says:
that's the fakest sad face i've ever seen
super M says:
snoops opinion makes you sad??
FLO says:
its your opinion...
super M says:
i didn';t know he was that important to you
super M says:
i'm snoop?
super M says:
this is news
FLO says:
nope... snoop smells..
super M says:
are you saying i smell?
FLO says:
easy there turbo...
FLO says:
if u get to be snoop... then im Lil' Kim
super M says:
HAHAHA
super M says:
i'd like to see you wear some of lil' km's outfits

(a less trite identity) says:
*tempted to mix remaining orange juice with alcohol*
<sex with sleeves> (Ask about my indie jacket for coolness referral) says:
how's your stockpile lasting?
(a less trite identity) says:
in typing alcohol i first typed "alex"
<sex with sleeves> (Ask about my indie jacket for coolness referral) says:
LMFAO

So from the sounds of it the stockpile is waning...?

I've had but two sips! Nothing more!

IMABOOZEHOUND

alexandra says:
i write myself notes like this:
alexandra says:
Esp in juxtaposition: II. 170-2 shakespeare right intertwined with popular contemporary song. Temporal confusion?
Playful dance with deepest tragedy. Tragedy as a dance. One occluding the other, or each feeding off the other? Think about this more.
alexandra says:
and then later i read them and go.... wtf?
Bradford [ext 2093]:::::MIKE-A-PALOZA this SATURDAY 814!!!!! says:
ya ur really freakn weird

alexandra says:
the english is smaller and lower down, of course
alexandra says:
due to real life laws
alexandra says:
i jest not
kerri says:
msn doesnt have a language law feature
alexandra says:
what a racist piece of shit
alexandra says:
let's secede
kerri says:
but then we'll need our own messaging program
kerri says:
do you have one?
kerri says:
I imagine it's called the front de liberation de somethingorother
alexandra says:
Front de Liberation d'Alex Contienant le Cite de l'Institution Departmental
alexandra says:
sounds fancy, means nothing, has a funny acronym
alexandra says:
that's how i roll.
kerri says:
craxy fucking bitch
kerri says:
ha, craxy
alexandra says:
je roll comme cela.
alexandra says:
i think if any adjective would describe me perfectly it would be "craxy"
alexandra says:
next time i have to fill out some stupid ass survey or application where they want three words to describe myself, i'm going with craxy, cromulent, and for alliterative purposes, copulatory.

love, rescue me says:
do you know what blue screen is?
alexandra says:
hmm?
love, rescue me says:
must be a utah thing
alexandra says:
what is it?
love, rescue me says:
it's the blue screen after a movie
love, rescue me says:
you know when you makeout
alexandra says:
LOLLOLOL
alexandra says:
seriously?!
love, rescue me says:
yup...
alexandra says:
oh man. i think i'm a slut by utah standards... i make out DURING the movie.

if I don't bring you flowers, I'll bring you beaujolais says:
write about any of those everyday objects?
alexandra says:
i dug up some crap about my hands
alexandra says:
i think that suffices
alexandra says:
commenting on their smallness and how boys feel like they are receiving handjobs from a 5 year old
alexandra says:
or something to that effect
alexandra says:
i'm probably lying

(...)
if I don't bring you flowers, I'll bring you beaujolais says:
that would be funny, just having different boyfriends comments. "It feels like getting one from a five year old; It feels like a monkey is getting me off."

(but that is a world that i dream about) says:
alright.. writing conclusion and more if i feel so inclined..
(but that is a world that i dream about) says:
not sure why i feel inclined to announce it
(but that is a world that i dream about) says:
kgjdkg
alexandra says:
perhaps you are just so inclined
alexandra says:
i'm picturing you inclined, by the way
alexandra says:
like lying on a diagonal

happeninfish (7:13:54 AM): i want an advanced monkey.
xoNoDoubt69 (7:14:41 AM): aww i just want a male
happeninfish (7:14:53 AM): that's what i meant.

we were actually discussing Monkey, and the fact that he owns a laptop!

man i seem to be the only fan of this thread
either that or you people need more entertaining friends!


kerri says:
I bought some sweaters that really do justice to my tits
alexandra says:
excellent
alexandra says:
now you can refer to them as "sweater puppies"
kerri says:
I could.
kerri says:
I usually just call them 'the ladies'
alexandra says:
do they have names?
kerri says:
they are named kerri and alex
kerri says:
alex is the slightly smaller one
kerri says:
the left breast, if you will
alexandra says:
that's it, i'm bequeathing my estate to you.

kerri says:
now that they have names I can talk to them
alexandra says:
tell them to perk up and such?
kerri says:
yes
kerri says:
and they can now talk to each other, too
alexandra says:
they'll flirt with guys when you're not paying attention
alexandra says:
i know those kerri and alex bitches
kerri says:
those whores
alexandra says:
they're like that



we're gonna be crotchety rifle-toting old ladies together

kerri says:
when I'm fucking other guys, I imagine they are St.Hubert
alexandra says:
then you start clucking and confuse them
alexandra says:
yeah, been there

happeninfish (12:21:51 AM): yeahhh
happeninfish (12:21:55 AM): just hump mo
happeninfish (12:22:02 AM): omg i totally meant to type jump
happeninfish (12:22:04 AM): omg omg omg
happeninfish (12:22:06 AM): hahahahahahahaa
SpclAgntCass (12:22:48 AM): LMAO

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