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do you get to fly airplanes?

rob: no. he is not going away. he's staying where he is and continuing his studies and also in his capacity as an assistant at the local air cadet squadron, except i believe he gets paid (more) now. unfortunately, "where he is" happens to be British Columbia. stupid school. grah.

I assume that because he's your daddy, he is of some significance to you, so it sucks that he's in BC.

But it's good that he doesn't have to go any farther away.

jacqui: if you're special and apply for a scholarship they will pay for your license. i got my gliders' license this summer (see picture, note wings on shirt) and this year i'm applying for power which would allow me fly planes with engines. all this for the low low cost of NOTHING!

rob: yes. it sucks. i told him i wanted to leave the country and he told me to come to BC instead. i would if i was rich and had no parents or responsibilities. that would be super fantastic.

That's so awesome Alex. You're my new hero!

if you must know, my daddy taught me how to fly. how incomparable is that.

awwww...

Ahh, I see. Now I see the connection a bit better.

Alex, will you be my daddy and/or mommy?

you can be my daddy rob

Yay!

yay, i get jacqui as a grandkid!

wow the cm gets more confusing all the time. maybe we should rename it Family Matters or Family Ties or something.

Yay...I'm Alex's grandaughter!


and I'm older than her

that's okay. my daddy just turned 21 on sunday. and his oldest kid is turning 19 this year lol

he has other kids? what a confusing relationship...

yeah there were 3 of us. jessica was 18 and neil was 17. i was 16 so that makes me the baby of the family. woo!

i want to be a pilot too.

Jacqi, Alan, you guys did something didn't you? you two got together and did a spell or something.

this weekend was super kick ass. it was warm and sunny and everything. I got to planning my annual roman orgy for spring break and everything. then, come monday, cloudy, and cold, and in fact, at one in the morning it snowed. FREAKING SNOW....IN SOUTH TEXAS?!!? what wizzardry is this?!?! now it's going to freeze again tonight. seriously guys...i'm sorry i was bragging about the weather, turn it back, please?

Nope, you deserve to freeze. I hope you get like 11 inches of snow, then you can suffer in snow-ness and not have your Roman Orgy. Muahahahahah

poor bethany

Why do americans always ask "so how's the weather?" when they find out I'm in Canada? I get that all day at work ..