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I'd say you are correct. And watch out, you might be on my long list of women I want to get with....muahahahahah

i think i'm psychic. Last week, when everything was going wrong i said something bad was gonna happen and it has. I might be forced to quit my job or go part time .

it's sad when there's an evil laugh associated with sex

I promise I'll be gentle.

Mister Chainsaw wrote:I'd tap Kimmy....and then Kathy Ireland....then any willing woman.

whoa... someone would tap me... on the shoulder?

^ worst joke i've heard today ....

GOOD JOB!!

Emily wrote:Kathy Ireland just sells ugly clothes for KMart. I think I'm going to have to get my wisdom teeth out too, because if I don't, it will ruin my beautiful teeth from braces. Besides, Kathy isn't even that pretty at all.

you at least still have 4 years until they yank yours out.

painful it is

Today at softball practice (in the gym guys, come on! this is new york!), i was talking to my friend abby (normal) and shes like "you're cute" and im like, "no im not im ferocious!" and then she laughs at me... and my old JV coach, coach mo...this really cool huge irish dude goes, "you're adorabler than adorable!" and im like "NOOOO! im terrifying!"

::sigh:: because of my lack of height, i'll always be "cute" and never "scary"

Val.....get a grip! haha is height really that big of a deal-e-o?

i wish to be just two inches taller... would that be so much?! 5'3" really looks pretty nice...

nothing wrong w/ 5'1"....I dated a girl who was 5' when I was 5'9".....who currs!

haha

You got game! You're playing the sport......kick ass. Oh and yeah....I'm sure we would all figure you're practicing in the gym being in this crappy weathered state.

why do you always end your words with "urr"?

Ugh! I have horrid stomach cramps. I feel like i'm bout to keel over and die. Perfect ending to the worst day

advil to the rescue.

Thats the worse part. I can't swallow pills.

damn, that's gotta suck.

Crush 'em up and put them in some ice cream.

I used to have the same problem. I'm normal now, though.

Yup. It sucks sooooo much. *goes to die*

Axtech wrote:Crush 'em up and put them in some ice cream.

I used to have the same problem. I'm normal now, though.

I don't have ice cream

They all end with urr just because I feel like being whack....is all.

I get it from hearing Nelly too damn much these days....plus I got friends that seriously talk that way now, its kinda sad.

But I'm sorry for that......and I'll stop cuz I can see whurr its annoying.