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That is really strange, I never heard of that before. I guess those of us not on the pill are screwed then.

Yeah .. well you can go on the pill even though you're not having sex .. my friend went on the pill cuz she had really brutal cramps and that helped.

I read about that method in Parents magazine once too .. meh .. I feel old now

one of my exes had an irregular period. she took birth control pills to get it normal. why she shared that with me, i'll never know.

*dances*

*begins dirty dancing*

*gets inbetween joey and melissa and dances*

I can smell the beginnings of the next orgy a mile away!










My eye hurts soooo bad! If I have another ulcer I am going to kill someone!

eh. my eyes hurt alot. But its cause i'm at a computer screen for too long

Just don't get an ulcer, and you will be ok. FIRST, you'll think it's a scratch. THEN, you won't be able to open your eye. After that, it's weeks of blindness w/o your contacts. Then, if it is on the part you see out of (forget what it's called) you'll have a blind spot.

i feel sick .. and dizzy .. my chest hurts, like to breathe .. it feels like someone is sitting on my chest or something

yeah off to work .. if I don't die along the way ..

Don't die Joey! We need you.

I have to go to the doctor. I hate doctors. If my mom didn't make me go, I never would. When I get old, that will be my ultimate cause of death. That or car accident...

Hehe, I am in the library cause I have to kill time, and on my launchcast the Greenday song "At the Library" came on.

True story:

I was sitting in class when the guy behind me makes several vain attempts to get our teacher's attention. Then this happened.

Guy: Hey! Teacher!

(moment of silence)

Me and guy: LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!

Did a do it w/ a British accent too? Cause that would make it cooler.

We did.

It was hilarious.

Cass wrote:I guess those of us not on the pill are screwed then.

That was the funniest thing that wasn't supposed to be funny ever.