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Posted: 9/21/2003, 6:33 pm
by gavtodd71
Do you think if i filled a bag full of air, and claimed it was from the storm...i could get $100 US?
Posted: 9/21/2003, 6:37 pm
by Susan
Get a ratty jar.
Say there's a soul trapped inside it.
Sell for $$$
Posted: 9/21/2003, 6:40 pm
by Axtech
I love that auction.
DANGER: Do NOT open bag! Wind may still be violent.
Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:18 pm
by Random Name
The amount of toilet paper that is sold over e-bay is amazing. Apparently there is a toilet paper museum that buys a lot it. You can also send your toilet paper to them in the mail. They want to have a roll from every house in America. Some people need a life...
Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:26 pm
by Joey
I got outbid on my rainbow brite shoelaces ..
*sighs*
I just wanted some shoelaces, is that too much to ask for?

Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:35 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
My favorite auctions are the ones where people bid on sandwiches. I mean, come on, are you that lazy that you can't make a sandwich, but you can order it on ebay and wait a week for it to come in the mail all spoiled? Fucking sad.
Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:39 pm
by Axtech
The best one ever was that guy that auctioned a beating up by himself. You'd bid to have him come to your house at a random time and beat the shit out of you. By bidding you agree to pay for his fare there and back, to pay for his costs to stay in your area, to pay for any other expenses and to not sue him for any damages to yourself, your property and anyone else that's there when he beats you up.

Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:42 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
But that one was fake, the sandwich one is real. People bid up to like $5 for two pieces of bread and two slices of bologna. It's insane.
Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:42 pm
by Axtech
Posted: 9/21/2003, 7:43 pm
by Johnny
what kind of nutter would pay $100 for air??!!

Posted: 9/21/2003, 8:08 pm
by happening fish
$103
US
Posted: 9/21/2003, 8:21 pm
by happening fish
today's thing you never knew about me:
my mom's a dental hygienist and one of her patients is the guitarist from Finger Eleven. She's known him since he was yea high. She remembers when they started the band and they were called the rainbow butt monkeys and his parents thought he was wasting his time

She didn't even know his band was huge now, actually she was really surprised when I told her

Oh, moms.
Posted: 9/21/2003, 8:57 pm
by Henrietta
That is coolio.
I need some money, I think I'm going to do this jar of wind from Isabel thing.
Posted: 9/21/2003, 9:04 pm
by Joey
anyone have a clue as to how to remove skunks who have set up residence underneath our shed? my dog is depending on you .. he missed being sprayed tonight by a freakin' hair ..

Posted: 9/21/2003, 9:06 pm
by Susan
Blowguns and tranquilizers.

Posted: 9/21/2003, 10:14 pm
by Johnny
Skunk eh?
Hmmmm
Well the usual method out here requires a shotgun(ewww

) but, methinks that Ms. Joey is a humane person and cares for animals,so thats out. How about Animal Control?
on a side note, I am now a vegitarian

Posted: 9/21/2003, 10:20 pm
by superrgirll
happeningfish wrote:today's thing you never knew about me:
my mom's a dental hygienist and one of her patients is the guitarist from Finger Eleven. She's known him since he was yea high. She remembers when they started the band and they were called the rainbow butt monkeys and his parents thought he was wasting his time

She didn't even know his band was huge now, actually she was really surprised when I told her

Oh, moms.
oh my god, your mother knows james black?????? i love james black.

hey alex, do you know when he is due for his next appointment?

Posted: 9/21/2003, 10:37 pm
by superrgirll
i have just finished 2 weeks worth of calculus homework. yay me!!

Posted: 9/21/2003, 11:10 pm
by Henrietta
I just failed my math test...that I haven't taken yet...
Posted: 9/21/2003, 11:15 pm
by areusad831
poor bai, maybe blow a loud horn or something and hope he runs away and not sprays you. but!!!
if you catch him he can be de-skunked and kept as a pet..the fill in pharmacist at work had one and it was trained to poo in a litter box and he did tricks. they only are a little smelly but he died after 8 years in captivity. i saw a picture it was interesting to say the least.