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The amount of toilet paper that is sold over e-bay is amazing. Apparently there is a toilet paper museum that buys a lot it. You can also send your toilet paper to them in the mail. They want to have a roll from every house in America. Some people need a life...
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
I got outbid on my rainbow brite shoelaces ..
*sighs*
I just wanted some shoelaces, is that too much to ask for?
*sighs*
I just wanted some shoelaces, is that too much to ask for?

♥ Joey
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- Sufjan Stevens
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My favorite auctions are the ones where people bid on sandwiches. I mean, come on, are you that lazy that you can't make a sandwich, but you can order it on ebay and wait a week for it to come in the mail all spoiled? Fucking sad.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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The best one ever was that guy that auctioned a beating up by himself. You'd bid to have him come to your house at a random time and beat the shit out of you. By bidding you agree to pay for his fare there and back, to pay for his costs to stay in your area, to pay for any other expenses and to not sue him for any damages to yourself, your property and anyone else that's there when he beats you up. 

- Sufjan Stevens
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But that one was fake, the sandwich one is real. People bid up to like $5 for two pieces of bread and two slices of bologna. It's insane.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
- happening fish
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- happening fish
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today's thing you never knew about me:
my mom's a dental hygienist and one of her patients is the guitarist from Finger Eleven. She's known him since he was yea high. She remembers when they started the band and they were called the rainbow butt monkeys and his parents thought he was wasting his time
She didn't even know his band was huge now, actually she was really surprised when I told her
Oh, moms.
my mom's a dental hygienist and one of her patients is the guitarist from Finger Eleven. She's known him since he was yea high. She remembers when they started the band and they were called the rainbow butt monkeys and his parents thought he was wasting his time



awkward is the new cool
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anyone have a clue as to how to remove skunks who have set up residence underneath our shed? my dog is depending on you .. he missed being sprayed tonight by a freakin' hair .. 

♥ Joey
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happeningfish wrote:today's thing you never knew about me:
my mom's a dental hygienist and one of her patients is the guitarist from Finger Eleven. She's known him since he was yea high. She remembers when they started the band and they were called the rainbow butt monkeys and his parents thought he was wasting his timeShe didn't even know his band was huge now, actually she was really surprised when I told her
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Oh, moms.
oh my god, your mother knows james black?????? i love james black.


-lori
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HARDCORE!
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/
HARDCORE!
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i have just finished 2 weeks worth of calculus homework. yay me!! 

-lori
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/
HARDCORE!
she's a fool for the last living rock king
http://www.livejournal.com/~got_to_get_away/
HARDCORE!
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poor bai, maybe blow a loud horn or something and hope he runs away and not sprays you. but!!!
if you catch him he can be de-skunked and kept as a pet..the fill in pharmacist at work had one and it was trained to poo in a litter box and he did tricks. they only are a little smelly but he died after 8 years in captivity. i saw a picture it was interesting to say the least.
if you catch him he can be de-skunked and kept as a pet..the fill in pharmacist at work had one and it was trained to poo in a litter box and he did tricks. they only are a little smelly but he died after 8 years in captivity. i saw a picture it was interesting to say the least.
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