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laurel says:
i'm slowly attacking. http://www.cbc.ca/lifeandtimes/images/growingup5.JPG
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
that guy looks familiar
laurel says:
'http://constellationstoys.com/catalogue/image424.jpg
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
like....what was the name of that guy on the simpsons? raffi?
laurel says:
...huh
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
did you ever see the simpsons episode where maggie was hooked on the raffi guy?
laurel says:
they're two different people...i think...but they look identical
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
yeah, thats what i was getting at
laurel says:
they did a lot of songs together it looks like, though
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
really?
laurel says:
yup
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
that's kinda cool
laurel says:
do a search for fred penner, and raffi comes up a bazillion times
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
interesting....
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
are you sure they are different people/
laurel says:
i think so...
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
weird stuff
laurel says:
i need to figure this out
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
you could just go to biography.com
laurel says:
i found a thing in the canadian enyclopedia! which is close!
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
that's trye
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
*true
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
whats it say?
laurel says:
it's just about fred, notihng about raffi
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
hmmm
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
look up raffi!
laurel says:
they're definitely a different person
laurel says:
i used wikipedia, and compared biogs
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
oooh, how odd
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
yet interesting
laurel says:
we solved...a...not really mysterious mystery
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
but it was a cause for confusion
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
and confusion can escalate
laurel says:
cause they're damn near identical
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
so we in effect prevented a nation wide catastrophe
laurel says:
indeed.
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
were like heros
laurel says:
just like.
laurel says:
i call not being the sidekick!
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
damn
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
fine i'll be the sidekick, can i have a cool name?
laurel says:
if you make it up yourself, yes
laurel says:
and if mine is cooler
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
well whats your name/
laurel says:
superheroes sooo don't make their own names
laurel says:
that's the sidekick's job
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
fiiiiiiiiine, from now on you shall be called.....
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
i don't have anything!
laurel says:
you're so fired
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
i'm sorry!
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
all the good ones are taken
laurel says:
pish posh
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
you can be general cool
laurel says:
you can be russellina, my cross dressing sidekick
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
sweeet
laurel says:
with barrettes of...of...
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
monkey feces?
laurel says:
YES
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
sweeeeeeeeeet
laurel says:
(please remember, these are in your hair)
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
oh i remember
laurel says:
rusellina, the monkey feces toting wonderwoMAN
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
now thats an identity!
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
but what about you?
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
you gotta beat that!
laurel says:
hm
laurel says:
i'll just be naked
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
nakedgirl!
laurel says:
hm
laurel says:
not catchy
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
hmmm
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
prairedancer?
laurel says:
too...uh..
laurel says:
y'know
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
true
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
something catchy and naked...
laurel says:
the babeinthebuff!
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
yes!!!
laurel says:
just a bit conceited?
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
not in the least
Rusty-Through your eyes their light burns says:
this so must be posted on the cm
laurel says:
eeo
laurel says:
8ee]
laurel says:
POOP
laurel says:
*eep

fred penner and raffi are DEFINITELY two different people, you dweebs!

they look identical, thouuuuugh

Fred Penner:


Raffi:

also, just for shits and giggles, GIS for fred penner also turned up:

alexandra wrote:Fred Penner:


Raffi:

I personally don't see that much of a likeness other than the facial hair.

which makes them identical.

So they're also Chuck Norris?

no. his eyes are too mean.
fred and raffi have kind eyes. and guitars. and they don't expose their man boobies.

Well as far as the man boobies go, I bet they do.

find me a topless picture of one of them and prove it.

Okay! Fine!

*sigh* i knew that was coming

You know it's real too, you just don't want to believe it because I posted the photoshopped Chuck Norris picture first.

happeninfish (10:16:52 AM): oh my god!!!! reno voice conferenced with me last night and he sounds like STRONG BAD
happeninfish (10:16:56 AM): AND NO ONE BELIEVES ME
rochyorbust (10:17:12 AM): hahahahhaha
rochyorbust (10:17:14 AM): i believe you
happeninfish (10:17:16 AM): he's got that exact accent i almost died laughing it was awesome.
rochyorbust (10:17:19 AM): and i think it's hilarious
rochyorbust (10:17:21 AM): hahahaahha
happeninfish (10:17:28 AM): it really is.
happeninfish (10:17:36 AM): no wonder he gets all the ladies!
rochyorbust (10:17:44 AM): hahahaha
rochyorbust (10:17:57 AM): oh man
rochyorbust (10:18:01 AM): he needs to come to a meetup
rochyorbust (10:18:04 AM): our accents are getting funnier
happeninfish (10:18:11 AM): and then he wouldnt' stop singing the Clone High theme in his strong bad accent so i cut him off lol
happeninfish (10:18:15 AM): i know it's wicked
rochyorbust (10:18:19 AM): HAHAHA
rochyorbust (10:18:50 AM): he should dress as strongbad for halloween
happeninfish (10:19:04 AM): i think i may have suggested that actually haha
happeninfish (10:19:08 AM): i should resuggest it
happeninfish (10:19:16 AM): although something tells me reno doesn't dress up for halloween
rochyorbust (10:19:29 AM): hahah
rochyorbust (10:19:33 AM): yeah
happeninfish (10:19:41 AM): it would hurt his street cred (as a short player in a mexican wrestling mask, apparently)

(23:49:41) cithlene: You couldn't do it. You need me.
(23:49:43) spiritualmonster: oh oh i know

LOSER.

here's the real convo

(00:47:28) spiritualmonster: *hit hit hit hit hit*
(00:47:53) cithlene: That hurts.
(00:48:01) cithlene: Except for the internet between us.
(00:48:29) spiritualmonster: i would hit you in real life
(00:48:33) spiritualmonster: or push you off a chair
(00:48:50) spiritualmonster: i would take you up to cn tower and throw you off the top
(00:49:08) cithlene: You couldn't do it. You need me.
(00:49:10) spiritualmonster: oh oh i know
(00:49:15) spiritualmonster: i would duct tape you to a chair
(00:49:20) spiritualmonster: bring it up the cn tower
(00:49:25) spiritualmonster: hit you
(00:49:28) spiritualmonster: and then throw it off.

sometimes, i love letting this guy go on and on and on about nothing.

sonya says:
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/s ... p?t=127131

Richard says:
OMG

sonya says:
that's disgusting as fuck.

Richard says:
Sonya, there are two kinds of people in life.

Richard says:
Those that park a billion miles from Save On Foods

Richard says:
and those that park in the Handicap spots

Richard says:
Now I'm proud to say I park on the sidewalk.

Richard says:
What kind of a person are YOU!?

Richard says:
Now, now

Richard says:
I know you're all thinking that it should be a sidewalk

Richard says:
but it really isn't !

Richard says:
And that's how I divorced a cantalope

Richard says:
Any questions?

Richard says:
What you need is to steal popcorn.

Richard says:
It's quite refreshing.

Richard says:
But, as I say, you don't really know a man until you walk a mile in their shoes.

Richard says:
So lets trade shoes.

Richard says:
You know, they say that plants breathe?

Richard says:
I think they should be taxed.

Richard says:
Damned communists.

Richard says:
Never liked their chicken fajitas.

Richard says:
Now that you mention it, I'm not sure what a communist is.

Richard says:
I probably should have done more research on these things I vaguely remember called wars...

Richard says:
But.. ahhhhhhhh

Richard says:
I never learned that in school.

Richard says:
Instead I learned about toucan sam and how school is so stressful

Richard says:
What we need is some time off.

Richard says:
Thank god there's a professional day on Friday.

Richard says:
So much work.

Richard says:
Which is why I'm pushing back the rest of my homework for next week.

Richard says:
I need time to create synergy.

Richard says:
But what we *need* are beavers

Richard says:
Afterall, our troops in Iraq, if that's it's real name, are probably tired fighting all the oompa loompas.

Richard says:
Now should that be capitalized?

sonya says:
(we have no troops in iraq. )

Richard says:
Because if so, wouldn't it be a trademark infringement of some sort?

Richard says:
I never could get the hang of these things, but I doubt I could be expidited.

Richard says:
Extricated.

Richard says:
Whatever the word I'm looking for is.

sonya says:
ooh, big words.

Richard says:
Extramacated.

Richard says:
Excavated

sonya says:
www.dictionary.com

Richard says:
No no.

Richard says:
What society NEEDS is a dictionary that you can search by definition.

Richard says:
I swear I have a bad case of bloggerhea

Richard says:
You know that's the new buzz word in Time magazine.

Richard says:
NOW NOW I know I don't read sophisticated magazines

Richard says:
BUT I got the chance to while I was in Burnaby

Richard says:
Boy do they have a lot of pigeons there

sonya says:
i love the term "buzz word". it just seems so... old.

Richard says:
We had to build coat hanger contraptions to keep the birds from nesting on the pipes and odds'n'ends sticking out of this guy's house so they wouldn't poo

sonya says:
it's like a euphemism for "stupid".

Richard says:
But that's another story.

Richard says:
Now where was I?

Richard says:
Oh right, the damn word.

Richard says:
You know what we need is telepathic monkeys.

Richard says:
But we have to make sure they don't steal our supply of jello.

Richard says:
OMG

sonya says:
*dies laughing*

Richard says:
:O

Richard says:
Guess what!?

Richard says:
I was at dictionary.com

Richard says:
And all of a sudden I got a brain surge

sonya says:
of course.

Richard says:
So I typed in "extradited" and clicked Search

Richard says:
and sure enough that's the word I'm looking for

Richard says:
You know I bet those telepathic hippos really are something.

Richard says:
Too bad you can't buy them on eBay.

Richard says:
Anywho

Richard says:
In closing this is what I would sound like if I were on drugs.

Richard says:
Using your imagination is fun!

sonya says:
*saves conversation for ever and ever and ever*

Me: hello



oh, their is no answer as i am posting this on a message board

damn