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OH my! That sounds terrible...and hilarious.

One time, we were practicing drill team in the commons, and this bird flew into the window. Then, about two seconds later, it flew right back into it.

My cat is just insane.

In the middle of the night it will climb up on to the roof outside my window and if its open he will claw and meow until i wake up and go to the window. The annoying part is he doesnt even want to come in. He is just bored. (and he has no claws to rip the screen. He definately would have done thatby now if he did)

and he kills stuff. I dont know how. He hsa no claws so it doesnt make sence. But everyday there is a new dead thing.

I'm itchy

My dog rolls onto her back every time someone goes to pat her.

One time I tried to pat her while she was lounging at the top of some stairs, and she rolled right down 'em.

She's cute and nice as hell, but she's stone dumb.

I Loathe All Dogs

My cat kinda does the same thing as Josh's dog, lol. He'll roll all over the porch when i get home from school and I sometimes rub his belly. Anyway one time, he rolled right of the porch and onto the driveway. Good thing cats land on their feet tho.

dogs...






<was attacked by a dog when < was in grade 1.

Your avatars are confusing me, they are almost identical.

So, anyone know a cure for procrastincation?

Johnathan likes doing that to us.

Cass wrote:So, anyone know a cure for procrastincation?

Yeah.

"Just Do It"

Yeah...but "Just Do It" is so broad!

I could "just" take a nap right now. And I think I will.

Cass wrote:Your avatars are confusing me, they are almost identical.

I had my avatar first. Johnathan is just copying my cool style.

holy shit. my suitemate has been practicing her cello for five hours straight now.

shoot me. someone please.

I like the cello.

i do too... but not when the same run is played for the millionth time in five hours.

i fucking hate homework. what the fuck. its so fucking unnecessary to have eight fucking hours of homework every night. thanks.

according to www.humanforsale.com i'm worth exactly: $1,461,730.00

Mmph.

I should probably sleep or read or study or do something productive, but I'm just going to stay awake for as long as possible listening to music.

Go me!

im worht 1,571,220.00

damn, you're worth more than me