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Posted: **9/11/2003, 2:49 pm**

no they're not, these damn drills had parked fire trucks and a dude with a clipboard writing crap down.

Posted: **9/11/2003, 2:50 pm**

Or maybe they are drills for when someone pulls the alarm at an ungodly hour?

Posted: **9/11/2003, 2:51 pm**

we only had one actual fire drill
at 9 pm

the other 24 were assholes pulling the alarms
or assholes who burned poptarts in their rooms and set them off

Posted: **9/11/2003, 2:52 pm**

and if you hid in the closet, they wouldnt see you.

Posted: **9/11/2003, 2:53 pm**

i'm not angry.
i'm just bitter.

but i don't have to deal with those ever again!!!!! weeeee
yay for non-dorm living

Posted: **9/11/2003, 2:57 pm**

damn pop tarts. they're flamable, i wish i could tell the world!

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:00 pm**

i did a science fair project on burning pop tarts before.
well it was actually blowing them up in a toaster

...same thing.

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:15 pm**

mmm poptarts :drool:

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:16 pm**

poptarts are gross
except brown sugar ones

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:37 pm**

The smores ones are like crack. in breakfest form.

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:47 pm**

Sooo true. :nod:

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:49 pm**

Smore Pop Tarts and all Toaster strudles are drool-worthy.

Mmm... toaster strudle. :drool:

Posted: **9/11/2003, 3:52 pm**

I shattered my lollipop in cold water. :mrgreen:

Posted: **9/11/2003, 4:07 pm**

whoa! how'd you do that?

Posted: **9/11/2003, 4:10 pm**

poptarts are gross
except brown sugar ones

Yay, finally someone who shares my views on pop tarts!

Posted: **9/11/2003, 5:04 pm**

I found vegan mayonnaise today .. I was extremely excited .. I'm easily amused :uh:

Posted: **9/11/2003, 5:19 pm**

ingredients on my fruit punch -
cherry juice, and/or grape juice, and/or apple juice, and/or pear juice.....this goes on.

does this mean I could have a bottle of cherry juice?
I feel scammed.

Posted: **9/11/2003, 5:21 pm**

Just depends on what fruits are in season. There's definately going to be more than one, though.

Posted: **9/11/2003, 5:26 pm**

about 5 years ago my parents bought "value" hotdogs and the ingredients said "pork and/or beef and/or chicken" :freak:

needless to say i haven't had a hot dog since

Posted: **9/11/2003, 5:28 pm**

...or is it?
there is only definately cherry juice. Its sorta funny.

If I were a big corporation it probably would save money.

damnit. how come everything i say ends up as a conspiracy?

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