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sleeptalking says:
why are you drinking gin on a Monday night?
alexandra -OMG INTARWEB- says:
because we were gonna go to cock and bull for arts and crafts night and got lazy
alexandra -OMG INTARWEB- says:
and substitued gin and colouring books
alexandra -OMG INTARWEB- says:
it's RAINING, man

ENCULER DE MERE

Josh says:
I SHOULD MIX THIS SHIT WITH RUM
Josh says:
THEN I'D BE SUPER CREATIVE
Josh says:
WEEE
alexandra says:
THEN YOU'D BE SUPER DEAD
Josh says:
OHMIGOD REALLY
alexandra says:
talk about nauseated!
alexandra says:
i think jess demonstrated the usefulness of rum in causing VOMITUS

right now I'm relaying a hilarious internet conversation between two people, who are on each other's contact list

Josh says:
DAMN KRAFT SINGLE
Josh says:
AND THEIR INPENETRABLE WRAPPING
alexandra says:
frigid bitches!
alexandra says:
your favourite!
Josh says:
omg wtf
alexandra says:
single and impenetrable!

alexandra says:
i think we should be hanged for some of the conversations we have
kerri says:
if a future civilization finds records of our conversations and takes them to represent our civilization...
kerri says:

alexandra says:
history will be edited out! the children's eyessss!
kerri says:
"in the early 21st century, herpes abounded and babies were frequently scrambled"
kerri says:
"giving head was a popular pastime, and all despised the one they call 'Barb'"
kerri says:
"poutine was also popular"
alexandra says:
"everyone either was or aspired to be a homosexual, or at least adopt their fashion sense"
alexandra says:
"poland had a lot of princesses"
kerri says:
"in their society, it is clear that males played a subordinate role."
alexandra says:
"oh, and everyone was high all the time."

sXelittle1: Hay whos this
sXelittle1: ?
a1a2a3a4sink: Josh.
a1a2a3a4sink: who are you?
sXelittle1: LAurel
a1a2a3a4sink: Hi Laurel.
sXelittle1: hi
sXelittle1: Do i no you
a1a2a3a4sink: I dunno.
a1a2a3a4sink: How'd you get my screen name?
sXelittle1: i dont no it was on Buddy list
a1a2a3a4sink: Weird.
sXelittle1: ASL
a1a2a3a4sink: I don't know sign language.
sXelittle1: What
a1a2a3a4sink: American Sign Language.
a1a2a3a4sink: ASL.
sXelittle1: AGE SEX LOCATION

a1a2a3a4sink: I'm not comfortable giving that out, I mean your screenname seems to read "sexy little one" so how do I know you're not some internet stalker?
sXelittle1: What
sXelittle1: Dude
sXelittle1: Ur gay

Here I warned her, then she blocked me or signed off.

One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
wow so there's an antagonist in this movie called Pearl Harbour!
alexandra says:
HAHA
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
and the ugly protagonist is going to fight him!
alexandra says:
that sound like a porn star name!
alexandra says:
OMG
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
OMG
alexandra says:
HAHA
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
it DOES!
alexandra says:

alexandra says:
PEARL NECKLACE HARBOUR
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
ALEX :O
alexandra says:
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE MAKE THAT MOVIE
alexandra says:
WHAT?
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
THAT'S FILTHY AND BRILLIANT
alexandra says:
it can be about a harbour of men with bad aim!!!!
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man. says:
ALEX!

Asphyxia - I wish I had a dog, so that I could make it eat people says:
I wish I could bomb the muchmusic building and subsequently kill all the VJs
so, love what you are not what you would like to be says:
LET'S DO IT!
Asphyxia - I wish I had a dog, so that I could make it eat people says:
O.k, do you know how to make a bomb?
so, love what you are not what you would like to be says:
google it
Asphyxia - I wish I had a dog, so that I could make it eat people says:
Naw, I know how
Asphyxia - I wish I had a dog, so that I could make it eat people says:
lol
so, love what you are not what you would like to be says:
jessssss
Asphyxia - I wish I had a dog, so that I could make it eat people says:
Forensic Science man

alexandra says:
What is your favourite type of pie?
Susie - Ask me about pies. says:
Meat
Susie - Ask me about pies. says:
And also this
Susie - Ask me about pies. says:
http://www.ninjatune.net/videos/video.php?type=qt&id=43
alexandra says:
uh oh
alexandra says:
omfg.
alexandra says:
the.... the pie.
Susie - Ask me about pies. says:
That's right.

Oh....my....god...that...was....just.....

faninor wrote:sXelittle1: Hay whos this
sXelittle1: ?
a1a2a3a4sink: Josh.
a1a2a3a4sink: who are you?
sXelittle1: LAurel
a1a2a3a4sink: Hi Laurel.
sXelittle1: hi
sXelittle1: Do i no you
a1a2a3a4sink: I dunno.
a1a2a3a4sink: How'd you get my screen name?
sXelittle1: i dont no it was on Buddy list
a1a2a3a4sink: Weird.
sXelittle1: ASL
a1a2a3a4sink: I don't know sign language.
sXelittle1: What
a1a2a3a4sink: American Sign Language.
a1a2a3a4sink: ASL.
sXelittle1: AGE SEX LOCATION

a1a2a3a4sink: I'm not comfortable giving that out, I mean your screenname seems to read "sexy little one" so how do I know you're not some internet stalker?
sXelittle1: What
sXelittle1: Dude
sXelittle1: Ur gay

Here I warned her, then she blocked me or signed off.

I SWEAR THAT ISN'T ME.
honestly, it isn't. i think you posted a conversation with this 'laurel' before, and i meant to say it wasn't me.
so.
uh.
it's not me. because i spell out numbers, and do not spell 'sexy' as 'sXe'. i believe in good spelling, and not hurting people's brains with horrible horrible lingo such as that.

word.

Haha. Yeah, this person imed me once before to ask me who I was.

Why don't they take you off their buddy list?

What a weirdo.

Bradford says:
hey ur kinda a cook
alexandra says:
i am?
Bradford says:
making kd
is it wet to dry or dry to wet?
alexandra says:
umm
alexandra says:
i'm gonna say wet to dry
alexandra says:
wait
alexandra says:
what's the question?

Rusty wrote:Oh....my....god...that...was....just.....

i had to watch it without sound....but......

sandnippy (10:28:09 PM): hmmmm alex the pseudo frenchy but clearly hot alexxxy!
happeninfish (10:28:17 PM): hehe!
happeninfish (10:28:39 PM): i'm not pseudo frenchy! i'm... i'm CONVERTED frenchy
happeninfish (10:28:40 PM): or something.
sandnippy (10:28:49 PM): i see i see :O
sandnippy (10:29:25 PM): if i wanted to say "why yes chicka" or something equally slangy french like that how would i? (yes im aware of the lack of sense that is ime)
sandnippy (10:29:27 PM): er me
sandnippy (10:29:35 PM): if that sean kid saw me say that he'd kill me
sandnippy (10:29:36 PM): haha
happeninfish (10:29:38 PM): haha
happeninfish (10:29:53 PM): mais ouin mon chum
happeninfish (10:29:59 PM): or ma blonde
sandnippy (10:30:06 PM): i think blonde works better
sandnippy (10:30:11 PM): chum seems
sandnippy (10:30:13 PM): odd
happeninfish (10:30:18 PM): it sort of means girlfriend
sandnippy (10:30:22 PM): chum? :O
happeninfish (10:30:24 PM): as chum sort of means boyfriend
happeninfish (10:30:26 PM): no blonde
sandnippy (10:30:27 PM): oh
sandnippy (10:30:57 PM): wait.. like... "Oooooo i love you girlfriend" or "oh no you didn girlfriend *snap*"
sandnippy (10:30:58 PM): ?
sandnippy (10:30:59 PM): !
happeninfish (10:31:16 PM): more in the romantic sense
sandnippy (10:31:25 PM): :O
oh i see
sandnippy (10:32:15 PM): i think i'll stick with mes oui then
happeninfish (10:32:35 PM): lol
happeninfish (10:32:41 PM): you can throw some profanity in there to be hipper!
sandnippy (10:32:47 PM): good point
happeninfish (10:32:48 PM): like "mais ouin, enculer"
sandnippy (10:33:13 PM): done
sandnippy (10:33:14 PM): !
sandnippy (10:33:17 PM): i edited
happeninfish (10:33:17 PM): the strictly literal translation being "why yes, buttfucker"
happeninfish (10:33:21 PM): wait where is this gonig
sandnippy (10:33:21 PM): now what did i just call you?
sandnippy (10:33:26 PM): oh shit
sandnippy (10:33:27 PM): hahahaha
happeninfish (10:33:28 PM): HAHA
sandnippy (10:33:41 PM): oh man
sandnippy (10:33:42 PM): hahahaha