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happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 12:58 am

<+flash> WHER CAN I DOWNLOAD A VIRUS?THAT KILLS MY PC FOR FREE?
<Server> flash: www.windowsupdate.com

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/24/2004, 12:59 am

<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 1:27 am

<KZoo> COX
<devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE
<KZoo> thats not a service provider
<KZoo> well....i guess it is

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 1:29 am

>>> join/#php: jbc [jbc@p129-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au]
< haazard> do you know php?
< jbc> no, this is a drugs channel
< jbc> we used to be #pcp
< jbc> but we all forgot how to spell it

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 1:36 am

Nice!!!!!

<oliciv> Roses are red,
<oliciv> violets are blue,
<oliciv> badger badger badger,
<oliciv> badger badger mushroom

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/24/2004, 3:28 am

^

Haven't seen that one before.

happeningfish wrote::gasp: Nikki!

<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is

That's not me, I swear! I know what it is!!! I just watched the South Park movie!!!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/24/2004, 5:17 am

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 10/24/2004, 6:55 am

I

this site.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 9:39 am

<Koult> Hey Lac'
<Lac'> Sup dude?
<Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
<Lac'> aye
<Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
<Lac'> really!?sweet!
<Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
<Lac'> ?
<Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
<Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
<Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
<Lac'>I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 9:41 am

Alex: I'm so goth even my chocobos are black.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 9:42 am

!!!!!

<neo_alex> my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a fucking hard half yearly exam
<neo_alex> i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/24/2004, 9:54 am

dream in Japanese wrote:<chobits41> You know that big mall in Edmonton has three fully working submarines.
<chobits41> the Canadain Navy has two.
<@Airs> lol
<chobits41> So if war ever broke out in that mall ... they'd never make it past the Gap.

SO stolen from Just For Laughs. :neutral:

Soozy · Post by **Soozy** » 10/24/2004, 10:03 am

happeningfish wrote:<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

Yay Fawlty Towers.

I think all Germans should be made to watch that episode so they don't get confused when English people start mentioning it.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 10:07 am

<mewse> that was awesome
<mewse> err wrong window
<zarcyb> mewse: cybering?

* mewse licks it
<mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 10:17 am

<@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term.
<@X-G> YOUR ASS WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED!!11~

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 10:44 am

<jimmiejaz> Doctors in Singapore say the virus that causes severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is present in the tears of patients with the disease.
<syberghost> Cry me a fever.

Korzic · Post by **Korzic** » 10/24/2004, 10:56 am

happeningfish wrote:<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

BAH at Fawlty Towers rip off.

*EDIT* beaten dammit

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 12:34 pm

<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/
<Karnage> tell her it's a short ride

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/24/2004, 12:43 pm

<TygerinFL> Halfy... remember the house I lived in when you and Vio visited us?
<HalfNote5> Yupper!
<TygerinFL> It burned to the ground tuesday night.
<TygerinFL> the lady living in it died
<TygerinFL> guess we shouldn't have taken all the smoke detectors when we left

<gore> man
<gore> i wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 12:48 pm

*** Now talking in #c++
<ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here*
<larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back*
<larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/gender/profession/sexual habits*
<djSwish> *insert kickban*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*