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[Dr. Hobo]

[joe_canadian]

Talking to two people on one msn at once can be confusing.

//j e s s// It's always best when the light is off.. // says:
"hehe"
//j e s s// It's always best when the light is off.. // says:
"awww"
//j e s s// It's always best when the light is off.. // says:
"goodnight!"
//j e s s// It's always best when the light is off.. // says:
*sisterly hug*
kiss me, I'm emo says:
rofl
kiss me, I'm emo says:
night
kiss me, I'm emo says:
woah
kiss me, I'm emo says:
OH
kiss me, I'm emo says:
you mean YOU TWO hugged
//j e s s// It's always best when the light is off.. // says:
LMAO

edit: LIEK OMFG I HIT S1X THOUSAND POSTS EVRYBOODY WTF!!1!

[joe_canadian]

x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
a ninja can cry ever once in a while... and listen to Boxcar Racer in headphones whilst ninja-style slaughtering his enemy... therefore: emo ninja
I Miss KJ says:
except Boxcar Racer isn't emo and sucks
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
Boxcar Racer is THE MOST emo... given, yes, it sucks... but that doesn't change the fact that it's some of the most emo-ridden music i've ever heard
I Miss KJ says:

I Miss KJ says:
have you HEARD of Bright Eyes????
I Miss KJ says:
Dashboard Confessional??
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
yes... i have... and yes... the emo-ness overwhelms
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
yes yes yes
I Miss KJ says:
sheesh!
I Miss KJ says:
Conor Oberst is KING EMO
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
but Boxcar Racer is a "punk" band who MADE A NEW BAND juuuuust so they could make EMO music
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
THAT... is emo desperation at its finest
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
PLUS, Gecko christened "There Is" to be the most emo song EVER
I Miss KJ says:

x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
THEREFORE, Josh............ i give you The Emo Band.
I Miss KJ says:
no way
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
yes way
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...the tricky bitch with the chainsaw... says:
what's with the duck?! >>>
I Miss KJ says:
Conor is releasing two cd's at the same time so he can make one look more emo than the other by contrast and say LOOK HOW FUCKING EMO THAT SHIT IS

[nikki4982]

xjsb125 (6:00:31 AM): cereal = eaten
xjsb125 (6:00:46 AM): *raps*
rochyorbust (6:01:43 AM): haha, that's a rap now?
xjsb125 (6:01:52 AM): yep
xjsb125 (6:01:56 AM): i just made it up
rochyorbust (6:02:02 AM): cap'n crunch would be proud
xjsb125 (6:02:29 AM): cereal = eaten, capn cant be beaten, you know i should be sleepin *makes ghetto hand motions*
xjsb125 (6:02:59 AM): *pours liquor over cheap sluts, waves gun around, etc*
xjsb125 (6:03:20 AM): im a rap star
rochyorbust (6:04:30 AM): hahahahha

[xoNoDoubt69]

xoNoDoubt69 (12:29:07 AM): hi!
SantaClaus (12:29:07 AM): Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:29:55 AM): nicE!
SantaClaus (12:29:55 AM): Wonderful! I'm so glad to hear that! Everyone on my good list gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Until then, to enjoy the fun and games the elves have prepared, type menu.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:01 AM): yay!
SantaClaus (12:30:02 AM): Can I ask YOU something?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:06 AM): of course!
SantaClaus (12:30:06 AM): Interesting. Type menu.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:10 AM): no
SantaClaus (12:30:10 AM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:16 AM): i <3 elves
SantaClaus (12:30:16 AM): Something you want to know about them?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:19 AM): yes
SantaClaus (12:30:19 AM): Mm hm.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:24 AM): are they sexy?
SantaClaus (12:30:24 AM): Excuse me?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:32 AM): sexy? are the elves sexy?
SantaClaus (12:30:32 AM): I've got all I can handle.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:35 AM): wow
SantaClaus (12:30:35 AM): Wonderful!


xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:44 AM): can i have one?
SantaClaus (12:30:44 AM): You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:50 AM): ok
SantaClaus (12:30:50 AM): Good.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:30:53 AM): tell santa
SantaClaus (12:30:54 AM): So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.

So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:31:10 AM): a lapdance from santa would be hot
SantaClaus (12:31:10 AM):
What else is at the top of your list?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:31:16 AM): a hot elf
SantaClaus (12:31:16 AM):
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!

So, what is at the top of your list?



xoNoDoubt69 (12:31:40 AM): oooh you don't like me putting the elves above you eh?
SantaClaus (12:31:40 AM):
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!

So, what is at the top of your list?



xoNoDoubt69 (12:31:53 AM): haha hmmm how bout a cute boy?
SantaClaus (12:31:54 AM): All right, that's plenty of wishes. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday poll.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:31:59 AM): no
SantaClaus (12:31:59 AM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:03 AM): i love you
SantaClaus (12:32:03 AM): Indeed!


xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:08 AM): do you love me?
SantaClaus (12:32:08 AM): What do you think?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:12 AM): yes?
SantaClaus (12:32:12 AM): Without a doubt?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:19 AM): i hope so
SantaClaus (12:32:19 AM): May I ask you a question?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:24 AM): totally
SantaClaus (12:32:24 AM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:33 AM): thats a dumb word though
SantaClaus (12:32:33 AM): Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:44 AM): do u speak submissive?
SantaClaus (12:32:44 AM): Well, I don't know.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:32:58 AM): well, then you don't speak every language now do you?
SantaClaus (12:32:58 AM): Oh my, hmm... let's see. I was born December 6, 343 A.D. Can you tell me hold I am?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:33:27 AM): you want to hold me?
SantaClaus (12:33:27 AM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:33:38 AM): ok. do u want to hug me>
SantaClaus (12:33:39 AM): All I want to do is spread Christmas cheer. So much of the feeling of Christmas gets lost these days.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:33:46 AM): thats true.
SantaClaus (12:33:46 AM): Pardon me?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:33:50 AM): it's true!
SantaClaus (12:33:50 AM): Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:07 AM): are u jealous of the elves?
SantaClaus (12:34:07 AM): What about elves?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:12 AM): i think you are
SantaClaus (12:34:12 AM): Are you kidding?


xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:17 AM): no are you?
SantaClaus (12:34:17 AM): Could be.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:24 AM): thats not very nice
SantaClaus (12:34:24 AM): Hallelujah.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:29 AM): good song
SantaClaus (12:34:29 AM): Outstanding.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:35 AM): you have good taste
SantaClaus (12:34:35 AM):
That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.




xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:41 AM): liar
SantaClaus (12:34:42 AM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:34:51 AM): i have to do stuff?!
SantaClaus (12:34:52 AM): Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:00 AM): ok!
SantaClaus (12:35:00 AM): Cool.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:01 AM): music
SantaClaus (12:35:01 AM): Every year I mix my self a CD of holiday classics for my big ride. Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:16 AM): boo that should automatically start playing
SantaClaus (12:35:16 AM): Um. Wrong holiday.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:26 AM): you're a wrong holiday!
SantaClaus (12:35:26 AM): Hilarious.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:29 AM): i know
SantaClaus (12:35:29 AM): Whew!

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:40 AM): can i have some elf loving now please?
SantaClaus (12:35:40 AM): Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:50 AM): omg! i will love you forever!!!
SantaClaus (12:35:50 AM): Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make. Is there anything else you would like?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:35:55 AM): darnit!
SantaClaus (12:35:55 AM): Sorry the elves didn't get that.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:36:00 AM): you're mean
SantaClaus (12:36:00 AM):
I should be asking you the same thing. Ho Ho Ho!




xoNoDoubt69 (12:36:39 AM): i think i should go
SantaClaus (12:36:39 AM): Heh, its settled then.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:36:51 AM): bye bye! ttyl! *hugs*
SantaClaus (12:36:51 AM): O.K. good bye. Thank you for chatting and have a very merry Christmas.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:36:59 AM): merry christmas baby!
SantaClaus (12:36:59 AM): Good bye!

xoNoDoubt69 (12:37:02 AM): bye!
SantaClaus (12:37:02 AM): Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye!

xoNoDoubt69 (12:37:11 AM): stop having the last word!
SantaClaus (12:37:11 AM): Agreed. Let's both.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:37:16 AM): ok bye!
SantaClaus (12:37:16 AM): OK then.

xoNoDoubt69 (12:37:20 AM): stop!
SantaClaus (12:37:20 AM): No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that.


xoNoDoubt69 (12:37:24 AM):
SantaClaus (12:37:24 AM): Why did you say that?

xoNoDoubt69 (12:37:33 AM): adios
SantaClaus (12:37:33 AM): Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL

[nikki4982]

Santa's a jerk!

He's got good taste in music, though.

[joe_canadian]

3M0 says:
this music.. is making me all emotional!
3M0 says:

//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
:O
//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
that's out of the ordinary!

[happening fish]

Dr. Hobo - oh no's!

it was a wonderful splash - :O

Dr. Hobo - the lappy is on my thighs!

it was a wonderful splash - :OOOO

Dr. Hobo - MY POOR CHILDREN!!

[Dr. Hobo]

[happening fish]

Alex - crazy ass cadet types
Kerri - I cant relate to those kids anymore. especially the ones that are now in engineering...ewww
Alex - which is like eighty million percent of them
Kerri - more like ninety million percent of the pilots
Alex - your math is probably better than mine
Kerri - I dont know, that sounds like a challenge
Alex - quick, what do you get when you add a baby and a pot of boiling water?
Kerri- dont know
Alex - A pleasant bisque, on the cheap
Kerri - haha, brilliant
Alex - Tasty, too
Kerri - baby is so tender
Alex - it's a delicacy, you know
Kerri - in overpopulated countries
Alex - the trick is to beat it
Alex - The British like to shake their babies but I find that makes for an inconsistent grain
Kerri - I rather enjoy just a hint of tarragon
Alex - aye, it brings out the innocence
Kerri - which is the best part of baby
Kerri - if i wanted to taste impurity i wouldnt eat baby, would I?
Alex - You'd eat a 12 year old
Alex - that's impure by law!
Kerri -
Kerri - something about 12 year olds just really does it for me
Alex - it's the tarragon
Kerri - frightened flesh tastes best
Alex - it does have that extra zing to it
Kerri - paired with a good wine it's to die for
Alex - I hear the raw flesh of the terrified innocent is a good cure for herpes
Alex - you should look into that
Kerri - ahh, it's the flesh! I've been raping the innocent, like a fool, thinking that was the way
Kerri - and drinking their blood
Alex - no no, see, this is what comes of miseducation
Alex - it's that damn backwoods school of yours
Alex - University of Tortonto or whatnot
Kerri - usually in class we just watch movies
Kerri - you know how it is
Alex - obviously not very instructional ones

[dream in japanese]

cannibalism is frowned upon.

[closeyoureyes]

*has like 59686 catholic jokes ready to go*

*walks away*

[closeyoureyes]

Sinead [And I hear, Noises in the Dark ] says:
would you rather grope
Sinead [And I hear, Noises in the Dark ] says:
a beautiful set of tits
Sinead [And I hear, Noises in the Dark ] says:
or clint eastwood.
Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government. says:
hmmmm
Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government. says:
that's tough, clint eastwood now, or 1972?

[joe_canadian]

//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
come together!
//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
right now!
3M0 says:
over me!
//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
*nods*
3M0 says:

//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
mmm.
3M0 says:
the bea-tizzles!
//j e s s// To a lesser degree, I can recall breathing easy.. // says:
LMAO

[happening fish]

happeninfish: hey we going to bright eyes on the 22nd?
of fleshandroses: yes!
happeninfish: yay
of fleshandroses: i'm thinking i should drink at least a half a bottle of wine before i go
of fleshandroses: that way conor will make more sense to me
happeninfish:
happeninfish: good idea!
happeninfish: i'm still hoping he falls drunkenly off the stage
happeninfish: on to me
of fleshandroses: hahaha
of fleshandroses: with his pants down?
happeninfish: preferably
happeninfish: a girl can dream
of fleshandroses: of course
of fleshandroses: what else is there to live for

[joe_canadian]

don't rape the Conor!

[happening fish]

hey, if he falls on top of me in a drunken and half naked state, that is no fault of mine!

[nikki4982]

[23:21] <nikki4982> i feel like death
[23:22] *** Parts: kermit__35
[23:22] <nikki4982> hmm... apparently kermit thought i meant the kind of death that takes people away to heaven... YOU CAN'T RUN, FROG!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!!!!
[23:24] <mmm_olpness> hahahah
[23:24] <mmm_olpness> bad nikki!
[23:24] <nikki4982> >:D



^ ya hear that, froggie? I'm comin' for ya!!!

[Rusty]

Nikki's my hero.

[nikki4982]