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i just finished cleaning my bathroom

i could do a half-assed job, but since i use that bathroom, i decide to do a nice job cleaning it

Bandalero wrote:your lucky, i've heard stories about nasty panties thrown all over the place, and used tampons in the shower stalls and everything. that's just wrong.

nothing like that has happened here yet because my dorm is mostly sophomores but in markley where my friends live (pretty much 100% freshmen) they say theres always puke all over the floor, shit in the showers (yes, actual turds) and tampons on top of the shower ledges

fucking freshmen

yeah that is why markley is where you get sent to die.

seriously

if i lived in markley
i would have died.

Markley = hell on Earth

the whole community bathroom thing is seriously gross.

it's my turn to clean my bathroom this weekend

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$)(@#*%$)@( %*)@(%#*@)(%*#)(*$#%#($*%111111

we still havent cleaned ours since we got here

there are 6 of those cardboard roll things from toilet paper on the floor

there are 6 of those cardboard roll things from toilet paper on the floor

As well as in my bathroom. Appearantly three siblings are just as messy as roommates.

dorms can be fun. this one time we got this porno from a neighbor and we put it on the tv while the cleaning ladies went in to clean the room. we had a camera in the closet recording her reations. it was amazing!

CL1: damn horny kids!
CL2: oh my look at that. he's harder then chinese arithmatic.
CL1: wow, that looks mighty fine! Like to get my hands on some of that.
CL2: yeah, she's loving it i'm sure.

they kind of sat around and watched it for a while too. the sad thing is i could never look at the cleaning ladies the same way again. damn horny cleaning ladies and their porno comentary.

You guys had cleaning ladies???

.....yeah dude. they would come in and clean the community bathrooms, and come in and take the trash and vacum our rooms every other day. don't you guys?

I didn't (91-93) when I was in the dorms...I would just roll up the carpet, drag it outside, let it air out...move the couch outside, set up the amps and me and a buddy would jam in our outdoor "room" and piss off the people in the class rooms across the street! ah good time...

YOU GUYS HAD CLEANING LADIES!?! man I went to the wrong school..we had the guys that cleaned the bathrooms but not OUR rooms...

yeah dude, they vaccumed, they took out the trash and they even changed the trash bags. oh and they watched porn too.

Were they at least cute cleaning ladies? 'cuz watching porn with ladies tend to turn out pretty cool

we wern't in the room at the time. we had a camera on them watching their reaction. and no, they were not cute cleaning ladies. they were old.

Damn..that's a shame

yeah old (mid 50's i'd say) black cleaning ladies watching porn saying they'd like a piece of that ass.....

at first i was disturbed, like what the fuck? but it's quite funny looking back at it.

Geez, you get people to clean up after you. Your supposed to move out to learn how to do things for yourself, not trick the ladies into watching porn!

i promise you that there aren't a whole lot of Jessica Simpson's running around the UH campus. Damn that girl is such a ditz!

and those ladies sat down and willingly watched the porn. and from their conversation, they seem to have seen plenty of porn and were man crazy.

Chinese arithmatic..... Reno that's HILARIOUS !!!!!!

in my dorm bathroom, there is always HAIR all over the floor. it is disgusting. has anyone else noticed this strange occurence?