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- superboots
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Bandalero wrote:your lucky, i've heard stories about nasty panties thrown all over the place, and used tampons in the shower stalls and everything. that's just wrong.
nothing like that has happened here yet because my dorm is mostly sophomores but in markley where my friends live (pretty much 100% freshmen) they say theres always puke all over the floor, shit in the showers (yes, actual turds) and tampons on top of the shower ledges
fucking freshmen

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dorms can be fun. this one time we got this porno from a neighbor and we put it on the tv while the cleaning ladies went in to clean the room. we had a camera in the closet recording her reations. it was amazing!
CL1:
damn horny kids!
CL2:
oh my look at that. he's harder then chinese arithmatic.
CL1: wow, that looks mighty fine! Like to get my hands on some of that.
CL2: yeah, she's loving it i'm sure.
they kind of sat around and watched it for a while too. the sad thing is i could never look at the cleaning ladies the same way again. damn horny cleaning ladies and their porno comentary.
CL1:

CL2:

CL1: wow, that looks mighty fine! Like to get my hands on some of that.
CL2: yeah, she's loving it i'm sure.
they kind of sat around and watched it for a while too. the sad thing is i could never look at the cleaning ladies the same way again. damn horny cleaning ladies and their porno comentary.

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
I didn't (91-93) when I was in the dorms...I would just roll up the carpet, drag it outside, let it air out...move the couch outside, set up the amps and me and a buddy would jam in our outdoor "room" and piss off the people in the class rooms across the street!
ah good time...
YOU GUYS HAD CLEANING LADIES!?!
man I went to the wrong school..we had the guys that cleaned the bathrooms but not OUR rooms...

YOU GUYS HAD CLEANING LADIES!?!

yeah dude, they vaccumed, they took out the trash and they even changed the trash bags. oh and they watched porn too. 

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
we wern't in the room at the time. we had a camera on them watching their reaction. and no, they were not cute cleaning ladies. they were old.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
yeah old (mid 50's i'd say) black cleaning ladies watching porn saying they'd like a piece of that ass.....
at first i was disturbed, like what the fuck? but it's quite funny looking back at it.

at first i was disturbed, like what the fuck? but it's quite funny looking back at it.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
i promise you that there aren't a whole lot of Jessica Simpson's running around the UH campus.
Damn that girl is such a ditz!
and those ladies sat down and willingly watched the porn. and from their conversation, they seem to have seen plenty of porn and were man crazy.

and those ladies sat down and willingly watched the porn. and from their conversation, they seem to have seen plenty of porn and were man crazy.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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