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hah oh yea

This was on 'The Latin Kings of Comedy' the other night, and I only saw the last 15-20 minutes of it, but from what I saw, it was friggin hilarious. The only guy I saw, was the last in the show, and I didn't exactly get his name... but whatever, at least I credited him.

He told a story, (this is just my favourite part of it; it's just a clip) about a man who went into a bank with his son, to get a loan. The father doesn't speak English, but his son translates for him... ((ps - my Spanish typing ain't so good, but I tried. so ha.))

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Banker man person: "Does he have any collateral?"

Son: "Papi, el senor quiere saber de tu collateral..."

Father: "Si, mi cholesterol es muy bien..."

Banker man person: "Okay... Does he have any assetts?"

Son: "Papi, el senor quiere saber si tienes culo?"

Dad: " Que?"

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Okay, it sounded funnier in my head, and damn, you shoulda seen the show.

!!!

Haha, I've seen that before. I still don't get "pastry".

Oh, the pastry'll getcha when you least expect it.

*stays out of kitchen*

A wise tactic.

I hate that freakin paperclip

Turn him off, Melissa! Or do what I do, and use the kitty. Aww... kitty.

I guess the saddest thing about this is that it isn't a joke...

Oh, and what's a transvestite's favorite sport?

Drag racing!

Ba-dum-chhh.

that goddamn any key!!

how else is one to guage their intelligence in comparison to homer simpson?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

I've always loved that one.

What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Make me [one with everything]

He doesn't want "one [hot dog] with everything", he wants to be "one with everything", because he's a yogi.